man, these people that are attracted to your site, and actually go onto the irc server, they have issues. I mean, me and a friend went into there posing as little 12 year olds that don't know anything, and we get these people that talk about raping us with martha stewart, I mean really, that's not even remotely possible. And these people can not even take a joke, I mean come on.
I've got news for you people, I actually work for a security firm which analyzes networks of corperations, I think I know what I am talking about, and you people take a little part boredom/part curious situation, and get upset about it. You all need to go work at a Mc Donald's for a year or two, it will atleast get you away from the house, you might even gain some muscle if you walk there.
Any way John, you have the logs of that little chat, you put it all together, but you might change your target audience from people who know what they are doing on a computer, to kindergarden kids who just learned how to turn the computer on.

In the mean time kiddies, don't have too much fun with your joystick