I found this article quite amusing and it wasn't only from this quote.

"You'll still use paper but then finish with either a vaginal or anal water cleaning,"
Kubik from Toto USA's article dedication to hygiene.
To find out what I am talking about. Check out TechTV's Article Toilet Fit for a King by Becky Worley

http://www.techtv.com/freshgear/prod...511549,00.html