Schneier Facts

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I know, I know, this probably belongs in Humor. However, it is only of true humorous relevance if you[list=1]
Know who Bruce Schneier (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruce_schneier) is
Know what Chuck Norris facts (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris_Facts) refers to (but who doesn't, these days?)
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Cryptographers and crypto-geek/wonk -wannabe's, your time is at hand!

My personal favorite...
Every time Bruce Schneier smiles, an amateur cryptographer dies.

http://geekz.co.uk/schneierfacts/

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Heh-heh-heh. This site allows you to create your own Chuck Norris t-shirts:

http://www.spreadshirt.com/shop.php?sid=19781

Now they need the same for Schneier - "Bruce Schneier - Crypto Ranger"