:) do you want to have good work?

Do you want to have really good work? Take a look at some interesting facts:)
This comparison was found here.

IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK....you spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

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IN PRISON...you get three meals a day (free).
AT WORK.....you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself.

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IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK.....you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.

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IN PRISON...a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you.
AT WORK.....you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself.

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IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK.....you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

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IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
AT WORK.....you have to share.

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IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK.....you can not even speak to your family and friends.

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IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.
AT WORK.....you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.

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IN PRISON...you spend most of your life looking through the bars from the inside wanting to get out.
AT WORK.....you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars

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IN PRISON...some of guards are sadistic.
AT WORK.....they are called chief.

So do you still want to have good work???

in prison... you get butt raped by bruno
at work, you are free to choose.

in prison, your life may be in constant danger.
at wok, the only thing in danger is the last donut

in prison, you have no privacy and are forced to shower in large groups.
at work, have plenty of privacy if you hide from the boss.

at work you have to pay for sex
in prison you get it for free!
LOL

omg.. where has this lead?! woahh!

funny **** tho =)

In prison everything you do is watched, at work LOL even if you are not part of the network just runing scripts Net Admin watches you cause it is not your stuff. In prison the big bad ass will walk up to you take everything you have and leave your butt puckered, at work you pucker your butt to hold gas. Gotta be hard for newbies now days you attempting to exploit the legends of elders LOL. My day at work was good :-)

another curious thing is that in prison u can get some new formation, and at your work... u have to lick ur boss's balls....
in prison u have a lot of advantages... but i love my ass :)

Ummm, I won't even get started on this one really.

BTW...xpac, I do know people that pay for sex in prison ;)

This was pretty funny though.