The word SH*T

I received this in my email (sent by my Grandma...lol). It made me laugh so I posted it here.

THE MOST FUNCTIONAL WORD
Well, it's ****........That's right, ****!
**** may just be the most functional word in the English
language.

Consider:

You can be **** faced,
**** out of luck,
Or have **** for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your **** together,
Find a place for your ****
Or decide to **** or get off the pot.

You can smoke ****,
Buy ****, sell ****,
Lose ****, find ****,
Forget ****,
And tell others to eat **** and die.

Some people know their ****,
While others can't tell the difference between **** and
shineola.

There are lucky shits,
Dumb shits,
Crazy shits,
And sweet shits.

There is bull ****,
Horse ****
And chicken ****.
You can throw ****,
Sling ****,
Catch ****,
Shoot the ****,
Or duck when **** hits the fan.

You can give a ****
Or serve **** on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep ****
Or be happier than a pig in ****.

Some days are colder than ****,
Some days are hotter than ****,
And some days are just plain shitty.

Some music sounds like ****,
Things can look like ****,
And there are times when you feel like ****.

You can have too much ****,
Not enough ****,
The right ****,
The wrong ****
Or a lot of weird ****.
You can carry ****,
Have a mountain of ****,
Or find yourself up **** creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to ****,
And other times you fall in a bucket of ****
and come out smelling like a > rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts,
It's the basic building block of creation.

And remember, once you know your ****,
You don't need to know anything else!

You could pass this along, if you give a ****!

Sh*t!!!

****!!!! thats a nice one!!!!

FAQT-
wicked funny.
I dunno about the combination of that post and your signature though...
:)

Granny knows her ****. Loved this post made a copy to pass around at work.

Popular variations of **** fit for public viewing
Sh*t
Shi*
*hit
s*hit
s**t
@!/#
tihs (**** spelled backwards)
5hit
ssssssshhhhhhhiiiiiiiittttttt

This reminds me of Denis Leary's uses of the word ****...


**** them ****ing ****ers

hehe

Good one Faqt