Sure Future-one of the best ones around
:D
The multi-purpose card is the latest version of our
perpetually
metamorphosing IC. With an embedded smart chip, it
can also store our
medical history, driver's license, act as an ATM
card, serve as an
electronic purse and even be used at the National
Library.
A likely scenario when ordering pizzas in the near
future...
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Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I
have your..."
Customer: "Heloo, can I order.."
Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number
first, Sir?"
Customer: "It's eh..., hold on......
6102049998-45-54610"
Operator : "OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're
calling from 17 Jalan
Kayu. Your home number is 40942366, your office 7645
2302 and your
mobile is 014 266 2566. Which number are you calling
from now Sir?"
Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone
numbers?"
Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir"
Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."
Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"
Customer: "How come?"
Operator : "According to your medical records, you
have high blood
pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir"
Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?"
Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll
like it"
Customer: "How do you know for sure?"
Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular
Hokkien Dishes"
from the National Library last week Sir"
Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family size
ones then, how
much will that cost?"
Operator : "That should be enough for your family of
10, Sir. The
total is $49.99"
Customer: "Can I pay by credit card?"
Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir.
Your credit
card
is over the limit and you owe your bank $3,720.55
since October last
year. That's not including the late payment charges
on your housing
loan, Sir."
Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood
ATM and
withdraw some cash before your guy arrives"
Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records,
you've reached your
daily limit on machine withdrawal today"
Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have
the cash
ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?"
Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't
wait you can
always come and collect it on your motorcycle..."
Customer: " Wat!"
Operator : "According to the details in system , you
own a Scooter,
...registration number E1123..."
Customer: " *'!^ *%^**%^I7*"
Operator : "Better watch your language Sir. Remember
on 15th July
1987 you were convicted of using abusive language on a
policeman... ?"
Customer: [Speechless]
Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"
Customer: "Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving
me that 3 free
bottles of cola as advertised?"
Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your
records you're
also diabetic.......
