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Smart Sardar ji
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A sardarji comes up to the Pakistan border on his bike. He's got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard Iqbal stops him and says, What's in the bags?'
'Sand,' answered the sardji.
Iqbal says, 'We'll just see about that. Get off the bike. Iqbal's guard takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand. He detains the sardarji overnight and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in
the bags.
Iqbal releases the sardaji, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them on to the sardarji 's shoulders, and lets him cross the border.
A week later, the same thing happens. Iqbal asks, 'What have you got? 'Sand,' says the Sardaji. Iqbal does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to the sardaji, and crosses the border on his bike. This sequence of events is repeated every day for three years.
Finally, the sardaji, doesn't show up one day and the guard meets him in a 'dhaba' in Islamabad. 'Hey, Buddy,' says Iqbal, 'I know you are smuggling something. It's driving me crazy.
It's all I think about...I can't sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?'
The sardaji, sips his Lassi and says, 'bikes'.
Bolo Tararara
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thats wierd a smart sardar what time did he cross the border lol :D :)
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Quote:
That was truly INDIAN.
and that's what i am a true Indian
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one question though gismo and neo whwnever i visit this tech humor section i see a lot of indian flags around what do u think is the reasn
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hey, i think none other than indians able to nderstand this joke...
that might be the reason why anyone else havent replied this thread..
well, was really a good joke...
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I found it quite funny and clever and i am not indian. Although my most favourite writer Rohinton Mistry, is indian born , maybe its his influence.
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Nice Avtav Gizmo. and this is also very indian and spritual.
om
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lol
long live india
& yo 3 cheers for india's
intigrity
prorprousity
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luv 2 all indians
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This is pretty cool. Well, maybe I don't get the whole joke, not belonging to the ethnic group and whatnot, but anyway, still got me laughing.
