NMAP makes Pr0n debut -HaXXXors Vol. 1

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February 18th, 2004, 04:24 PM
thehorse13

NMAP makes Pr0n debut -HaXXXors Vol. 1

Hehe, yep, NMAP is now in a pr0n film. Just thought this would be a little humor for us all since AO has been quite testy lately...

http://www.insecure.org/nmap/nmap_haxxxor.html

;)
February 18th, 2004, 04:33 PM
phishphreek

ROFL...

Damn... websense doesn't like some of those pages... :D

Guess I gotta ssh/vnc to my house!
February 18th, 2004, 04:35 PM
MemorY

WHoa. THe librarian almost caught me. Very nice website:)
February 18th, 2004, 04:43 PM
CT2600

JAW DROPS..... nuff said!
February 18th, 2004, 04:44 PM
Info Tech Geek

Is it just me or are my pants getting tight?
February 18th, 2004, 05:13 PM
RoadClosed

M O M M Y
February 18th, 2004, 05:53 PM
thehorse13

I wish I thought of this idea. Just think of the genious in mixing pr0n and hax0ring. The official site of these folks is www.haxxxor.com. They are the ones who put out the NMAP pr0n instruction DVD.

And here I thought that midgets paved the road to riches...lol.

:)
February 18th, 2004, 06:02 PM
RoadClosed

Hrm. They are releasing the new one and selling both at Defcon.... which reminds me who's going to Defcon this year??
February 19th, 2004, 01:31 AM
!mitationRust

Everybody needs a little goth in their life.
*edit If eye were a "guessing man" I would guess that she needs nmap because it looks like she has or has had several ports open, Not to mention some possible viruses that could be contributed to a trojan or a lack thereof, if you know what I mean! * wink*wink*
February 19th, 2004, 11:35 AM
the_JinX

LOL, I'm asking my wife this DvD for my birthday..

will be loads of fun..
February 19th, 2004, 12:06 PM
apreasher

LOL that's nice
February 19th, 2004, 12:11 PM
gore

OH MY GOD ! SHE'S GOT PEIRCINGS AND NMAP!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! SHE'S GOT RED HAIR!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!
SHE'S GOT.....Really small boobs..... BUT SHE'S STILL HOT!!!!!!! OH MY GOD !!!!!!

I guess we now know what a real whacker Hacker is now. :)

Note to others:

When the System Admin for your school is standing RIGHT BEHIND YOU AND YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT IT, THEY DO NOT LIKE YOU GOING TO THAT SITE.

Wow.....I thought I was the only one that liked to masturbate while waiting for a scan to complete!

Horsey you have just totally made my day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now, if you'll all excuse me, I need a ciggarette.
February 19th, 2004, 04:38 PM
dopeydadwarf

Phish

Quote:

Damn... websense doesn't like some of those pages...

Just use frames. At least I used to be able to wonder freely from websense with frames. If not write one see if it works still.

Horse

Quote:

And here I thought that midgets paved the road to riches...lol.

You should write them a letter suggest just that.

Gore

Quote:

OH MY GOD ! SHE'S GOT PEIRCINGS AND NMAP!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! SHE'S GOT RED HAIR!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!

EXACTLY!!
February 19th, 2004, 07:20 PM
Info Tech Geek

Quote:

Originally posted here by the_JinX
will be loads of fun..

Define "Loads of fun" ;)
February 19th, 2004, 07:22 PM
Info Tech Geek

Quote:

Originally posted here by gore
OH MY GOD ! SHE'S GOT PEIRCINGS AND NMAP!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! SHE'S GOT RED HAIR!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!
SHE'S GOT.....Really small boobs..... BUT SHE'S STILL HOT!!!!!!! OH MY GOD !!!!!!

Gore,

Had a little too much to drink? I don't find her "HOT".... I would say she has a cute look to her, but she's not all that attractive.
February 19th, 2004, 07:28 PM
JuJuBeans

NMap does not make pron, they make software.
February 19th, 2004, 07:33 PM
tyfon

That is good i think...can i use it as a tutorial?????
February 19th, 2004, 10:21 PM
debwalin

Horse, why am I less than surprised that you're the one who posted this link? ;)
February 19th, 2004, 10:44 PM
HDD

lmao, that is absolutly great. I'm not to happy that the Matrix stole nmaps source code though but the pr0n one is both hilarious and goood :P

Thank you very much for the link thehorse13
February 20th, 2004, 10:54 AM
stanger

great ! i must have the dvd !
and she is HOT !! ;)
thx to you, thehorse13 !!!
February 20th, 2004, 12:39 PM
thehorse13

Quote:

Horse, why am I less than surprised that you're the one who posted this link?

Hehe, I was actually hoping that *you* were the instructor. ;)
March 2nd, 2004, 08:19 AM
lessthanzero

re: haxxor girlz

I was lucky enough to meet all of the chix in the dvd last summer @ DefCon. My friend bought the DVD just so he could talk to one of them...not 3l33ta though.

I have to say, whilst the content is beyond sad, the concept is completely hilarious. I spent more time laughing than i did anything. Until I got my picture taken with all of the haxxor girlz topless that is :)

Cheers,
<0
March 2nd, 2004, 01:44 PM
valhallen

hahahaha
did anyone else see this link of their site??

http://www.counterhack.net/base_clippy_image.html

class!! :)

v_Ln
March 2nd, 2004, 02:01 PM
silver-bullets

~

Haha. Good fun.. although kind of awkward at school eh. :D If someone could give me a lift, I'll go to Defcon! I should be able to share driving and that good stuff. PLZ! ^_^

-Cheers-
March 2nd, 2004, 08:52 PM
RoadClosed

Beauty is INDEED in the Eyes of the Beholder.
March 2nd, 2004, 10:07 PM
Tedob1

OMG thats my daughter! :-)
March 2nd, 2004, 10:11 PM
phishphreek

Quote:

Originally posted here by Tedob1
OMG thats my daughter! :-)

Then hopefully you didn't download the movie... ;)