Hehe, yep, NMAP is now in a pr0n film. Just thought this would be a little humor for us all since AO has been quite testy lately...
http://www.insecure.org/nmap/nmap_haxxxor.html
;)
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Hehe, yep, NMAP is now in a pr0n film. Just thought this would be a little humor for us all since AO has been quite testy lately...
http://www.insecure.org/nmap/nmap_haxxxor.html
;)
ROFL...
Damn... websense doesn't like some of those pages... :D
Guess I gotta ssh/vnc to my house!
WHoa. THe librarian almost caught me. Very nice website:)
JAW DROPS..... nuff said!
Is it just me or are my pants getting tight?
M O M M Y
I wish I thought of this idea. Just think of the genious in mixing pr0n and hax0ring. The official site of these folks is www.haxxxor.com. They are the ones who put out the NMAP pr0n instruction DVD.
And here I thought that midgets paved the road to riches...lol.
:)
Hrm. They are releasing the new one and selling both at Defcon.... which reminds me who's going to Defcon this year??
Everybody needs a little goth in their life.
*edit If eye were a "guessing man" I would guess that she needs nmap because it looks like she has or has had several ports open, Not to mention some possible viruses that could be contributed to a trojan or a lack thereof, if you know what I mean! * wink*wink*
LOL, I'm asking my wife this DvD for my birthday..
will be loads of fun..
LOL that's nice
OH MY GOD ! SHE'S GOT PEIRCINGS AND NMAP!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! SHE'S GOT RED HAIR!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!
SHE'S GOT.....Really small boobs..... BUT SHE'S STILL HOT!!!!!!! OH MY GOD !!!!!!
I guess we now know what a real whacker Hacker is now. :)
Note to others:
When the System Admin for your school is standing RIGHT BEHIND YOU AND YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT IT, THEY DO NOT LIKE YOU GOING TO THAT SITE.
Wow.....I thought I was the only one that liked to masturbate while waiting for a scan to complete!
Horsey you have just totally made my day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now, if you'll all excuse me, I need a ciggarette.
Phish
Just use frames. At least I used to be able to wonder freely from websense with frames. If not write one see if it works still.Quote:
Damn... websense doesn't like some of those pages...
Horse
You should write them a letter suggest just that.Quote:
And here I thought that midgets paved the road to riches...lol.
Gore
EXACTLY!!Quote:
OH MY GOD ! SHE'S GOT PEIRCINGS AND NMAP!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! SHE'S GOT RED HAIR!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!
Define "Loads of fun" ;)Quote:
Gore,Quote:
Originally posted here by gore
OH MY GOD ! SHE'S GOT PEIRCINGS AND NMAP!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! SHE'S GOT RED HAIR!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!
SHE'S GOT.....Really small boobs..... BUT SHE'S STILL HOT!!!!!!! OH MY GOD !!!!!!
Had a little too much to drink? I don't find her "HOT".... I would say she has a cute look to her, but she's not all that attractive.
NMap does not make pron, they make software.
That is good i think...can i use it as a tutorial?????
Horse, why am I less than surprised that you're the one who posted this link? ;)
lmao, that is absolutly great. I'm not to happy that the Matrix stole nmaps source code though but the pr0n one is both hilarious and goood :P
Thank you very much for the link thehorse13
great ! i must have the dvd !
and she is HOT !! ;)
thx to you, thehorse13 !!!
Hehe, I was actually hoping that *you* were the instructor. ;)Quote:
Horse, why am I less than surprised that you're the one who posted this link?
I was lucky enough to meet all of the chix in the dvd last summer @ DefCon. My friend bought the DVD just so he could talk to one of them...not 3l33ta though.
I have to say, whilst the content is beyond sad, the concept is completely hilarious. I spent more time laughing than i did anything. Until I got my picture taken with all of the haxxor girlz topless that is :)
Cheers,
<0
hahahaha
did anyone else see this link of their site??
http://www.counterhack.net/base_clippy_image.html
class!! :)
v_Ln
Haha. Good fun.. although kind of awkward at school eh. :D If someone could give me a lift, I'll go to Defcon! I should be able to share driving and that good stuff. PLZ! ^_^
-Cheers-
Beauty is INDEED in the Eyes of the Beholder.
OMG thats my daughter! :-)
Then hopefully you didn't download the movie... ;)Quote: