Foreign Sex Terms

I thought of this after speaking with a friend of mine from Australia.. She told me about a term 'How about that root' which means.. "Let's ****" or something along those lines.. So.. since this is an international forum.. what have you got?

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LOL. Those Aussie's sure have strange words. Nothing to do with sex, but on the subject, Aussie's also say Easter Bilby (for easter bunny) Faery Light's(for christmas lights) and the one that drives me nuts...."sif" (short for as if).....

Easter Bilby, Faery Lights.... surely you jest my friend...

I'm Australian, nearly everyone I know is Australian, and I have never heard such ridiculous substitutions for words spew forth from their mouths...many other ridiculous thing have come out of their mouths, but not that rubbish....

And don't forget we all have kangaroo's in our backyard, and a pet koala..

*scoffs and walks away*

lol, well perhaps the one's I know are hitting the malt liquor? My next door neighbors (both from Brisbane) BOTH use those terms. Some of the other Aussie's I know also use them. So I guess im wrong in assuming you all use them......ah well.:rolleyes:

You have a pet Koala??!!??:D :D :D

For the record.. I'm from Sydney, and I've never heard anyone use those terms either..

maybe the aussies you know are rednecks or something.

hmm your probably right about the redneck thing. As for my neighbors...Ive always thought them strange.

Damn redneck Aussies.... giving the rest of a country a bad name.....

RWA: Yup, I do have a pet koala.. I call him blinky bill and he talks to me..... no wait... that was just a tv show... I wouldn't recommend having a koala for a pet... those things have big sharp claws that could disembowl you....

What's a Assie Red Neck?? I really wan't to know, no joke.....I Know what a American Red Neck is, are they different????? (My mother is English and my father is Scottish\American..WWII)
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I'd say an Aussie Redneck is one of the way outback types... they migrate to the city sometimes... I don't think there would be much difference between an Australian and an American redneck..

<As he doesn't understand why thor has told about his mother and father, so to be on the safe side, and not risk offending someone, he stops>

Le me see, been around a bit, what have I heard?

shag, scorgg, jump (my/your) bones, poke, bump uglies, have sex, copulate, joinus coitus, and a myriad of other senseless things that somehow mean `let's get it on'.

I think if the chemistry is there you could say 'Fruit in the jello?!!??, 70's Disco music?!!??, come on baby lets go get some ice ceam.' and she/he would know exactly what you mean and eant to do.

btw I girl said 'how bout that root' to me in Perth Aus. about a year ago. Maybe it's a West Australia thing? Of course I figured out what she meant, but was puzzeled by it till we got to her place.

I love it when TeKRoMaNCeR posts!!! :D

..and what aussie has never snickered at this definition:

wombat : a marsupial that eats roots and leaves

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Originally posted by Tedob1
..and what aussie has never snickered at this definition:

wombat : a marsupial that eats roots and leaves

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*LMFAO*!!

I've never heard that before, but that is soooooooooooo funny:)

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Originally posted by Tedob1
..and what aussie has never snickered at this definition:

wombat : a marsupial that eats roots and leaves

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Not being an Aussie, that took me a second to get, but it's pretty damn funny!

Hey.. thanks for the support, UberC0der..

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You know the verb 'to screw' in english and how it has a double meaning?

Well the word 'scopare' in italian (it is the verb 'to sweep') has the same connotations with it (you would replace screw with sweep).

What Italian doesn't laugh when he see's a broom comerical, usually with the hottest supermodel you have ever seen in your life in it saying:
"I love to sweep so much. I love sweeping all day long, throughout the house, any position, in the kitchen, in the bathroom, anywhere!" etc etc.

Get what I mean by pretty damn funny? ;)

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Matty Cross
[B]I'd say an Aussie Redneck is one of the way outback types... they migrate to the city sometimes... I don't think there would be much difference between an Australian and an American redneck..

<As he doesn't understand why thor has told about his mother and father, so to be on the safe side, and not risk offending someone, he stops>

Don't worry about it I was just curiuos and it's my mother and Grandmother who are English, and my father who's Scott\Ameri. He spent most of the war in Iceland or the brig because he was always going AWOL (trying to see my grandmother)..
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Stronzo... I can see it now.. very funny..

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A quick search with Google gave me this:
Foreign Sex Slang Terms. There are terms in Spanish and in Japanese. :)

Another quick search: Aussie Slang Dictionary. Click here to get the Google search. I wasn't able to link directly to the page because it's cached by Google since the original version is "temporarily disabled", but... :)

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Bingle: Car accident
Cool Bananas: Everything's great, fine!
Duds: Trousers
Furphy: Rumour or lie

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-ZeroOne :cool:

In Dublin 'To get your hole' means did u have sex with the person.

Also 'Giz a blowie' well thats self-explanatory...

The Australian got in a bingle when he saw the Italian sweeping her dog.

How many sentences can you make using foreign sex terms?

I think I must have offended someone cuz they gave me antipoints for my post. I guess they don't appreciate the funnier innuendos in life. Oh well.

Scarlett's list of FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES in random order:

1) Vodka and cranberry juice

2) Midori and Lemonade

3) Gin and Tonic

4) Caiproskas

5) Malibu and Pineapple Juice

6) Cosmopolitans

7) Baileys and Milk

8) Midori and Gin

9) Tequila and Lemonade

10) ???



I can't think of anything else I like.

hmm... let's see.... in god ol' Denmark we don't really say anything.... we just kinda do it... that's probably why every danish party is so ****ed up (get it? "****ed" up... hehe, damn i'm funny!)....

some Danes try 2 to use some good lines to get a girl but it just never seem to work (probably because they're to drunk to speak)... :D

Spose I better give my Australian input, being Australian and all. True, Australians don't really say **** like this, but anyway.

For the 'porca troia' that left me the AP with the message "No one really gives **** you silly fool" I have a good foreign sex term for you:

Va fa'un culo. Va means go, fare means do...

I say get a life or leave your name so I can see who the loser actually is.

I got a '**** you...bitch' message on the antipoints I recieved. Somebody isn't coming to terms with their sexual side (or lack there of). Oh well.

Scarlett: I think you missed the 'alcohol' thread.

I got neg. antipoints with the message
"stupid convict scum"

I don't know if that has to do with them not being able to come to terms with their sexual side, or if they just really don't like me....

I'm thinking they just went down the line and gave AP to everyone who replied, or something like that.

Maybe this thread was just a trap to give out negative antipoints! Or not. Well, either way, I guess I should shut up and stop replying to it.

Well I must have offend someone too...leave your name bitch or should I say chicken....I tag my points you don't why is that, because your scared, or what...no I think your just a pussy that's right a pussy...prove me wrong and let me know who you are you little peice of ****..:flip:

BTW Happy Thanksgiving to those who celebrate it