am back the funnest person on AO *right* lol well hit this backdoor bell lol
Ok am back the funnest person on AO.....<*right*> well here are my weekly jokes. I don't
mean to offand no one.ENJOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! About the yo manna jokes it's talking to my
keybored....hmmmm.....hey don't look at me lol...
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President George W. Bush is hit by a strong case of constipation. He sends his Spanish secretary, who knows little English, to the local hospital. She tells the doctor, "Big President Bush, no sh!t."
The doctor understands and gives his some medicine to take with him.
The next day, the secretary comes back again and says, "Big President, no sh!t."
The doctor gives him even stronger medicine. A few days later, the secretary comes yet again and says, "Big President, big no sh!t."
The doctor gives him the strongest medicine he has.
The next day, the secretary comes back to the doctor and says, "Ba-Boom! Big sh!t, no President."
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A French maid was tidying up for a wealthy computer whiz. She commented that he had a nice PC. He looked frustrated and said, "Yeah, it's top of the line, but I can't seem to get any programs to start up. You wouldn't happen to know how these gizmos work, do you?"
She replied, "I'm sorry monsieur, I would love to help you, but oh la la, I don't do Windows!"
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Yo mama is so stupid when she put a quarter in the meter she asked, "Where's my gumball?"
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Johnny was playing outside when he really had to go to the bathroom. He runs in and his grandma was about to take a shower. He looks at her crotch and says, ?Whats that?? She says, ?Well, it's a beaver, Johnny.?
The next day the same thing happens, only his mom is taking the shower. He says, ?Mom I know what that is. It's a beaver, but I think grandma's is dead because it's tongue is hanging out.?
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Q: What do a man and a rollercoaster have in common?
A: You wait three hours for a two-minute ride
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Well i hope u liked them....
i am going to start this. Is a scale 1-10 what is it................................................................think hard......................and post back.
i hope AO doesn't get angry cuz people are going to have like 100 posts in one week cuz of me hheheheheheeh...lol
Bye
POOF.....GONE>>>>>>>not here
