Originally Posted by
AaronMaxwell
Quite the contrary. Its all true. You're garenteed to get a job if you pretend to be less intelligent, none career oriented, complete with a memorable hard-luck story worth entertaining them with.
Companys hire kids more often because they work for next to nil and generally quit before benefits are on the table, yet alone, retirement.
Since you're over the age of thirty, you'll need to make yourself seem mentally or physically handicapped. Then with a nudge and a wink... remind them that they get tax writeoffs for hiring people like this.