Heard about this on the radio this morning, absolutely cracked me up. If you're having an affair, stuck going to work when you don't want to, want to convince that girl you're chatting with you have a fabulous job and a secretary, or just want to hide behind an alternate ego, here's your alibi. For an initial fee of $75, and then $35 a year, you can have an entire network of liars, cheaters, and other dishonest and creepy people to back you up. ;)