Alright so I've been bored today and I've been trying to compile a list of nerdy pickup lines for use in bars/pubs/clubs/on the street whare ever. I have yet to know if any of these work so feel free to use them or a female opinion on this one. All of these came out of my own little brain so they might be a little week and or horrable, but hey whatcha gunna do. Also I am a product of my environment so if youve herd something thats almost the same *shrug*
baby, ive scanned your ports and found a file system i want to mount
id like to decompile your code to find some holes.
id root your box
id like to bruteforce my way into your back door
id like to double click your mouse
id like to jack your port
id like to test your input/output divice
id like to be the first program that makes you scream hello world.
id like to devolp your opensource
id like to sniff your packets
want to scan me for viruses?
want to scan me for worms?
id like to turn your box into a hunny pot
Feel free to add your own! hopefully with this youll land some wounderfull girl who will gladly take on your ass in a game of CS wile you patch your server. enjoy :)
