# The Worlds Longest Thread!

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• January 4th, 2002, 10:13 PM
KorpDeath
ACHIEVING 103%
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over
100%. Here's to achieving 103%. Here's a little math that
might prove helpful in the future! What makes life 100% ??

IF,

A=1
B=2
C=3
etc.
etc.

Then,

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = Only 98 %

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = Only 96 %

But,

A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100 %

However,
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
• January 4th, 2002, 10:20 PM
the_JinX
500
Number 500

Half-way there

5 0 0
• January 4th, 2002, 10:22 PM
Killar_Boy
501 replys? ok so how far are you planning on going here:D :eek:
• January 4th, 2002, 10:24 PM
KorpDeath
Well if the_JiNx said half way there how much farther do YOU think we have to go????

1/2=500
1=???

Trying to make it easy for you.
• January 4th, 2002, 10:30 PM
LoggOff
seeing the nature of the site
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
2. COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key
3. Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster.
4. 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
5. Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
6. Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
7. My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
8. C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\GO C:\PC\CRAWL
9. C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN
10. <-------- The information went data way --------
11. Best file compression around: "DEL ." = 100% compression
12. The Defn. of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
13. BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding
14. The name is Baud......, James Baud.
15. BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go!
16. Access denied--nah nah na nah nah na!
17. C:\> Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
19. Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename!"
20. As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
21. Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
22. Backups? We don' NEED no steenking backups.
23. E Pluribus Modem
24. >... File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
25. Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny
26. A mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available.
27. An error? Impossible! My modem is error correcting.
28. CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/N)?
29. Does fuzzy logic tickle?
30. A computer's attention span is as long as it's power cord.
31. 11th commandment - Covet not thy neighbor's Pentium.
32. 24 hours in a day...24 Mountain Dews in a case...coincidense?
33. Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
34. Windows: Just another pane.
35. SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .
36. Who is General Failure & why's he reading my disk?
37. Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.
38. RAM disk is not an installation procedure.
39. Shell to DOS...Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS...
40. All computers wait at the same speed.
41. DEFN: Computer - A device designed to speed and automate errors.
42. Press -- to continue ...
43. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue ...
44. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue ...
45. ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
46. E-mail returned to sender -- insufficient voltage.
47. Help! I'm modeming... and I can't hang up!!!
48. All wiyht. Rhosritched mg kebord awound?
49. Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
50. "640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981
51. DOS Tip #17: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS
52. Hidden DOS secret: add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS
53. Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
54. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...
55. Go ahead, make my data!
• January 4th, 2002, 10:36 PM
LoggOff
and one i forgot
definition of a 2 ghz processor in your home machine: letting your computer wait really really fast on you
• January 4th, 2002, 11:07 PM
redsdemon
Thanks [WebCarnage] ,

Alright i am A Geek!!!!!
• January 4th, 2002, 11:12 PM
redsdemon
Have you ever considered the many possibilities of duct tape?

Yeah, new topic!!

What ways are possible to use Duct Tape, legal or other?
:D :D :D :D :D
• January 5th, 2002, 12:14 AM