# great science

• January 29th, 2004, 12:50 PM
neohunk
great science
HI!!
Let us catch the lion by some scientific
laws set
by
some great scientists!(ENJOY!)

How To Catch A Lion :-&gt;

1. Newton's Method:

Let, the lion catch you. For every action
there is
an
equal and
opposite
reaction. This implies you have caught the
lion
(Assuming that you're
alive).

&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; 2. Einstein Method:
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; Run in the direction opposite to that of the
&gt; lion.
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; Due
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; to higher
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; relative
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; velocity, the lion will also run faster and
&gt; will
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; get
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; tired soon. Now
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; you can
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; trap it easily.
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; 3. Schrodinger Method:
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; At any given moment, there is a positive
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; probability
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; that the lion
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; should be
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; in the cage. So set the trap, sit down and
&gt; wait.
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; 4. Inverse Transformation Method:
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; We place a spherical cage in the forest and
&gt; enter
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; it.
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; Perform an
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; inverse
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; transformation with respect to lion Lion's
&gt; in and
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; we
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; are out!
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; 5. Thermodynamic Procedure:
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; We construct a semi-permeable membrane which
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; allows
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; every thing to pass
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; in
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; it except the lions. Then sweep the entire
&gt; forest
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; with
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; it.
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; 6. Integration Differentiation Method:
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; Integrate the forest over the entire the
&gt; area. The
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; lion is somewhere in
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; the
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; result. So differentiate the result
&gt; PARTIALLY
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; w.r.t.
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; the lion to trace
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; out
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; the lion.
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; 7. Bohr Method:
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; Find a lioness. The lion would be rotating
&gt; around
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; her
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; in circular
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; paths, and
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; eventually would decrease the radius between
&gt; him
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; and
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; his nucleus.
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; 8. The Sardar's Method:
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;
Tie down a goat with a tree, and wait on the
tree
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; for
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; the lion. Hurrah!
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; Here
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; comes the lion. Now as you have found it,
&gt; get down
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; and
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; run with your
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; goat to
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; save it, before the lion uselessly kills it,
&gt; so
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; that
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; you could use it
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; next
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; time
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; ~Chiatanya~
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;
&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;
• January 29th, 2004, 01:06 PM
ZomBieMann77
dear god man if you insist on spaming the ****ing forums with this crap could you at least take the time to remove the &gt;&gt; to at least make it look like you didnt just copy and paste it from you e-mail inbox. or better yet just quit posting it
• January 29th, 2004, 02:30 PM
Info Tech Geek
• January 29th, 2004, 04:31 PM
groovicus
That's ok, so was the joke.
• January 29th, 2004, 05:16 PM
w0lverine
the joke was good except for those "&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;". it realy take away the fun
• January 30th, 2004, 01:31 AM
D0pp139an93r
I enjoyed the joke.

BTW, for all the newbies out there, there is an easy way to remove the &gt;&gt; things from a document, just open it in wordpad or something and do a find/replace. Find the &gt; and replace them with nothing. It makes it look nice. And there is nothing wrong with a cut and paste assuming it is both tastefull and relevant.
• January 30th, 2004, 10:22 AM
neohunk
thanks 4 those who liked it
i just wanna shared
• January 30th, 2004, 07:05 PM
Info Tech Geek
• February 4th, 2004, 07:26 AM
M3mph15
enjoyed it lol
• February 4th, 2004, 11:07 AM
saintakaagni
good one