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margarine and eggs
Wife sends her husband programmer to the store:
- please buy 1 package of margarine, and if they have eggs - buy 10
Husband comes back home with 10 packages of margarine. Wife gets angry:
- why so much margarine?!?
- you've said it yourself - to buy 10 if they have eggs.