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    Here's another one - Once upon a time, a Blonde...

    Here's another one - Once upon a time, a Blonde applied to Medical School needless to say she never made it because these are the answers she gave......

    QUESTION: Define the following terms?
    ...
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    and there's always a lil' contribution from my...

    and there's always a lil' contribution from my side, in such forums......


    After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way to...
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    You Know You're Getting Old When ...

    YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING OLD WHEN ...
    "Getting a little action" means you don't need to take a laxative.
    Adult diapers are actually kind of convenient.
    All of your favorite movies are now...
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    What about InoculateIT (CA's) ? Noone seems to...

    What about InoculateIT (CA's) ? Noone seems to like it, i guess! But I think its really good!
  5. Another 5 that u cud use!!

    Another 5 that u missed

    "Wasn't sleeping. Was trying to pick up contact lens without hands."

    "Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!"

    "Boy, that cold medicine...
  6. Thread: Dark In Here

    by pooja
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    The New Priest

    Here's another one, though its almost 24 late ;)



    A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After
    mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor...
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    I agree with u Vanman! I too had a cocker...

    I agree with u Vanman! I too had a cocker spaniel ages back. And am an ardent pet lover. They are more faithful then humans, they are genuinely happy to c u, and i dont know if u believe me, they...
  8. Thread: A true friend

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    Here's to My Friends When you are...

    Here's to My Friends

    When you are sad,............. I will get you drunk and help you
    plot revenge against the scum sucking bastard who made you sad.

    When you are blue.......... I'll try to...
  9. Thread: A true friend

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    Here's another version of that "A good friend...

    Here's another version of that

    "A good friend will come and bail you out of jail, but a *true* friend will be sitting next to you saying 'That was ****ing awesome.'" -- Unknown
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    Here's wot Bin Laden has to say!

    Dunno if u've seen it already, and am not sure about how true this actually is.

    Agence France-Presse
    Doha, November 13

    Osama bin Laden hailed the spate of terror attacks in the Arab world...
  11. Thread: Enjoy...

    by pooja
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    Here's another one!

    At a doctors surgery one morning a patient arrives complaining of serious backache. The doctor examines him and asks him"What the hell did you do to your back?"

    The patient replies "You know that...
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    Re: This Is Killing Me!!!

    Dont let it kill you! :o Maybe your brother doesn't want to share net with u!!! ;)
  13. Thread: Some History

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    Dear Mr. Smith FYI Tom Cruise did not intent to...

    Dear Mr. Smith
    FYI Tom Cruise did not intent to prove his country's transcendency over that of any other country. Such things happen only out love for one's own country.
    Did he sound contemptuous...
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    Congratulations! U know, the best thing about...

    Congratulations! U know, the best thing about having a baby girl is that u have so much to dress her up with. Am sure u'll enjoy it as much as u're wife wud!
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    Has anyone heard a good one lately?

    Am sure peolple have had better one's but this I thot is quite good!

    A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial - a grandmotherly, elderly woman.
    He...
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    Has anyone heard a good one lately?

    Am sure peolple have had better one's but this I thot is quite good!

    A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial - a grandmotherly, elderly woman.
    He...
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    I guess its around 1000, rather 1001, to make it...

    I guess its around 1000, rather 1001, to make it the worlds longest thread.:cool:
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    When everyone's contributing I shouldn't dawdle,...

    When everyone's contributing I shouldn't dawdle, or lag behind.
    here's my little contribution.:)
  19. Thread: Merry X-Mas

    by pooja
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    DITTO!:)

    DITTO!:)
  20. Thread: How old are you?

    by pooja
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    Poll: My idea was not to annoy women, i'm a woman...

    My idea was not to annoy women, i'm a woman myself!
    sorry if some woman felt offended.

    PS: someone gave me a negative antipoint for this! thot i should clarify.:)
  21. Thread: Dance for Hanns

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    Btw:- thanx for u're concern:)

    Btw:- thanx for u're concern:)
  22. Thread: read this

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    and I back Ennis on this......!!

    and I back Ennis on this......!!
  23. Thread: Dance for Hanns

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    NO WONDER U DIDN'T MENTION WHERE U'RE FROM!!:o...

    NO WONDER U DIDN'T MENTION WHERE U'RE FROM!!:o :rolleyes:
  24. Thread: Dance for Hanns

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    do U(kid) ever make sense???:rolleyes:

    do U(kid) ever make sense???:rolleyes:
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    FOR ONCE I AGREE WITH U ON SMTHG.!!:)

    FOR ONCE I AGREE WITH U ON SMTHG.!!:)
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