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Potatoes and sweetcorn? That's not absinthe, that's a health drink! What are you, some kinda hippie??!

Bah. I'm taking the perfect being and heading for mars. Anyone know where I can get a cheap biodome, the entire star trek series on DVD, and a crate of absinthe?

Hey, tied up heroines can always get their hands on a weapon, mkay... it's like narrative causality.

That depends... do you ever carry any large weapons?

well, genetically, most people can breed from about 13... though emotionally, people shouldn't be allowed to breed till they're about 200... ;)

Hah! I'll use a giant robotic maid complete with vacuum cleaner to suck up all of the water (stopping the tankers) and then spray it at the satellite (note to self, maid control password is 12345)...

I'll foil that plan by catching the thing/facehugger breed in a big metal box. I'll then send the box to mars to save mankind from the 'Ghost on Mars' abomination.

Meanwhile, I'll carefully...

Hah, then I shall have to build an insanely complex looking time machine with little whirly bits and old typewriter keys, and spinning old-style dials, which somehow still doesn't use any...

Bother.

Very well then, I shall have to build a mysterious and unseen time machine that moves me back in time with a cool glowing circular special effect with lightning (that somehow only allows...

Oh no, I forgot about your l33t skillz that enable you to build a virus complete with cool laughing angular skull effect in one day for my alien operating system!

Still, I respond with my flying...

Hah, I have a cunning plan involving duct tape that shall laugh at your defences. Yes, I said Duct Tape! Ph34r my l33t duct T4p3z0r Sk1llz!

K, quit fixating on the pr0n, mkay? You're worrying us here. We'll have to find a passing AI to shoot you if you're not careful.

We can let it watch Space Oddessey 2001. It'll take so long to try and figure out what the hell is going on, it'll never have time to attack humanity

All you need to do is let the AI talk to random people on the web. Illogical enough for anyone... just look at these forums :P

Dammit Jinx, your signature hurts my eyes.

All hail Kaos, and may his Dairy produce only the finest milk and cheese.

Anyway, that's the beauty of my AI concept. It will be as logical or illogical as the influences upon it.

Humans aren't logical anyway. Take a look at mark_b as an example :P

The links will be as logical as interaction allows them to be.

Excellent... cept I don't have any carrots for it :\

A carrot for a nose? How will it smell?

*badum*

Ah, back from leave... it was good... too short though...

Pleasure is very basic... positive reinforcement from the released hormones. Basically a 'good' linkage is being stimulated. Associated with pro-survival modes of behaviour.

Ok, that tangent lost me... I'm not much of a believer, so I'm the wrong person to ask, but either way methinks genesis is more of an anology or similar.

Anyway, the first concepts came from...

Linking old concepts. Everything new is a step from something old, with some other old stuff added.

At no point are we inventing something that isn't there. We only take existing concepts and link them, creating 'new' concepts. Those are in turn taken and linked. Essentially, meme evolution... but...

you think man! :P

Of course it's a series of responses. Thats how our brain works. The randomisation factor that creates 'new' concepts is the outside variables that affect the pattern linkages.
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Hehe, don't worry Alc... I know there are few technical details, but then the point of the post was that hacking isn't about technical details. It's about how you approach challenges, about how you...

The thing is, 'smack my bitch up' is still a series of preprogrammed responses. The alcohol is preventing some of the more complex patterns from linking properly, so the base patterns, governing...