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    Ya know, that reminds me of the time i popped a...

    Ya know, that reminds me of the time i popped a 10 strip and wandered into the forest, except i was strapped twice. Hey, tree-nage pregnancy is something i can prevent.
  2. Hey this isnt the YMCA!?!? whats going on...

    Hey this isnt the YMCA!?!? whats going on here..hello? ::smoker::
  3. Yeah well when the time comes i guess i'll have...

    Yeah well when the time comes i guess i'll have to kick some asteroid ass.

    ::smoke-ko
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    Pigs With a Vengence?

    Well obviously theres a few 5-0's that didn't agree with my opinion on the Stop Policeware post. I got alot of positive feedback from that, except from one silly little pig.

    The First little pig...
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    I don't understand that shit. Why would you buy...

    I don't understand that ****. Why would you buy some guy's piss just to pass a drug test? lol theres all that test-clear quick shakes "Flush your system" miracle drinks. I dunno if that **** works or...
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    Can you say "Fuck the Police"?

    Can you say "**** the Police"?
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    I wouldn't have a problem with the feds at my...

    I wouldn't have a problem with the feds at my job, as long as they don't touch my stash......moustache.


    Face it, the WU is back
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    Woah thats some weird shit bro. I seem to...

    Woah thats some weird **** bro. I seem to remember something similar to that quarter story man. lol WHAT THE **** AM I TALKING ABOUT?
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    Seriously can i kick this dumbshit's ass?

    Seriously can i kick this dumbshit's ass?
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    Umm..I don't think she grew those. lol GOD BLESS...

    Umm..I don't think she grew those. lol GOD BLESS FAKE TITTIES.


    I get so much brain I might be the smartest man on the planet
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    Yo that stuffed animal is getting more action...

    Yo that stuffed animal is getting more action then berburt will ever get. Lay off the sticks and stems playa. =)


    "I smell the joint, pass the weed nigga, man **** security"
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    Ya'll be some stupid mother scooters. Go back in...

    Ya'll be some stupid mother scooters. Go back in the day, whoop bill gates ass, ****. That's what im talking about. Invest all your money in microsoft stock. =)
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    Yo does that virus come with some eggrolls and...

    Yo does that virus come with some eggrolls and ****? DEM CHINESE KNOW HOW TO FRY DAT **** UP NICELY. lol
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    Wow that's great man....anybody seen my mustache...

    Wow that's great man....anybody seen my mustache comb?
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    I use my n64 as an ashtray. That flap thing works...

    I use my n64 as an ashtray. That flap thing works nicely. That system is dead, and so is that stupid mutha ****a. lol


    || ITS IN MY EYE! ||
  16. oh god he cut his jib on the jagged ice!

    So anyway im totally logging into my account here hardcore, when i see my antipoints. I dont give a **** about that, its just the son bitches that write their little comments. I got so pissed off at...
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    Yeah whatever that was dude i got something...

    Yeah whatever that was dude i got something important to say, dude has anyone seen John? I ****ing went to go pick up a sack, and i know you got high at the bar, dude said you wandered out into...
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    Poll: Because it smells like cheese

    Because it smells like cheese
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    another way to get screwed

    Yo man, i feel for this kid. Bud is harmless, and i dont see why its illegal, but it is. And as for that **** about it being a gateway drug, and that it leads to coke and **** is some bull. The only...
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    what the dilly yo? heh i typed dilly

    lol that **** happens to me all the time dude. One time i went to go blast a phat squat on the toilet, and i came back, i found a note that said my g-ma was taken hostage by some militia and that if...
  21. Call me Godson

    Damn dude you must have quantity if you're rolling blunts of dank. lol I smoked a bowl of neon green a few minutes ago and im SCHTONED as hell. **** blunts, they just waste it. lol And yes, this has...
  22. Where have all the l337 Ethiopian haxors gone?

    When's the last time you had your box "owned" by an Ethiopian?

    Exactly. What happened to all the greats like representing E-ville skill? I mean, i used to phear that part of the world. I've heard...
  23. The robot spanked my ass and i fell down

    Everyone knows robots are nothing to take lightly. Honestly, if they werent made out of metal and blinking lights i could probably kick some robot ass.

    Anyway i was just wondering how many of you...
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