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October 17th, 2001, 08:13 PM
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Computer Term Dictionary (funny)
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COMPUTER TERM DICTIONARY
486: The average IQ needed to understand a PC.
State-of-the-art: Any computer you can't afford.
Obsolete: Any computer you own.
Microsecond: The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to
become
obsolete.
G4: Apple's new Macs that make you say, "Gee, it's four times faster than
the computer I bought for the same price a microsecond ago."
Syntax Error: Walking into a computer store and saying, "Hi, I want to
buy
a computer and money is no object."
Hard Drive: The sales technique employed by computer salesmen, especially
after a Syntax Error.
GUI (pronounced "gooey"): What your computer becomes after spilling your
soda on it.
Keyboard: The standard way to generate computer errors.
Mouse: An advanced input device to make computer errors easier to
generate.
Floppy: The state of your wallet after purchasing a computer.
Laptop: A device invented to force businessmen to work at home,
on vacation, and on business trips.
Disk Crash: A typical computer response to any critical deadline.
System Update: A quick method of trashing ALL of your software.
The definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
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