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  1. #1
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    Talking computers + real life

    c:\>tracert bin laden

    100 days * * usa
    50 days * * pakistan
    1 days * * unknown mountine in afganistan
    0 days * * request timed out
    0 days * * request timed out
    0 days * * request timed out

    results

    60 % packets killed by afgan soldiers
    20 % packets killed by usa bombs
    10 % packets killed by microsoft programs
    10 % unknown end


    c:\>telnet bin laden hell_port_number
    welcome to bin laden server :
    dir

    20000 soldiers 9000 gb
    200 guns 5240 mb
    4 american bombs 9635 gb

    used space afgan territor
    free space none

    c:\>delete bin laden
    access denied
    c:\>attrib bin laden
    h bin laden
    c:\>attrib -h bin laden
    error 666 two many mountines
    please check your disk
    abort,retry,panic
    c:\>format afgan:
    error 45 to many inocents
    c:\>fdisk afgan:
    error Muslims
    muslims 1.1
    this program is protected by Muhamed
    c:\>OH MY GOD
    this is a response from god : i was sleeping what do you want ??????
    c:\>exit
    WHY YOU DON'T LIKE THIS SERVER !!!!!!
    CONNECTION TO THE WORLD LOST .............
    PRESS ANY KEY TO LAUNCH A NEW BOMB .....
    If God had intended
    Man to program,
    we would be born
    with serial I/O ports.
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    That's very funny. Thanks for the laugh.
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    rm -rf /bin/laden

    I should mention this isn't my original creation - can't remember where it is i saw it though
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    thats cute we all need a good laugh at times
    No good deed goes unpunished.
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    Arrow

    "rm -rf /bin/laden" is on a shirt made by ThinkGeek - http://www.thinkgeek.com
    \"If you torture the data enough, it will confess.\" --Ronald Coase
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    Thats good
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    Wink Good

    Ah a nice bit of humour does no harm from time to time.
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    Smile

    LOL!
    good one.
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    Thumbs down hi hi hi hi hi

    h i hi hi hi hi...that's great...

    according to me u should do...

    c:\> edit peace.bat

    @cd afganistan
    @rm osama
    @cd..
    @cd afganistan


    c:\> peace <enter>

    as fast as u can........

    enjoy....

    intruder....
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