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  1. #1
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    Talking "Windas 98"

    Got this in an email and just thought that I would share it with you.


    WINDOWS 98 BROOKLYN, New York Edition


    Dear Consumas:

    It has come ta our attention dat a coupola copies of the WINDOWS98/BROOKLYN EDITION may have accidentally bin shipped outsida Broooklyn. If ya got one a dese, you may need some help understandin' da commands.

    Da Brooklyn edition may be recognized by da unique openin' screen. It reads: "WINDAS 98," wit a background picture of Grand Army Plaza. When you start da program, insteada da usual "harpy, stringy" music, you hear da team from da Godfadda. It is also shipped wit a Sopranos screen sava.

    Please also note:
    * - Recycle Bin is labeled "Staten Island."
    * - My Computer is called "My Friggin' Computa."
    * - The Inbox is referred to as "Da Trunk."
    * - Deleted Items are referred to as "Wacked," "Erased," or "Rubbed Out."
    * - Dial up Networking is called "Da Bar."
    * - Control Panel is known as the "Da Bosses."
    * - Performin' an "illegal operation" is known as "enhancin' the family business" and will actually maximize da program instead of shuttin' it down.
    * - Hard Drive is referred to as "Da BQE Rush Hour."
    * - Instead of an error message a "You ain't gonna friggin' believe dis!" pops up.


    CHANGES IN TERMINOLOGY IN DA BROOKLYN EDITION:

    OK.............Sure ting
    Cancel.......Fugetaboutit
    Reset..........Start Ova
    Yes.............Yeah
    No...............Naaaaaah
    Find............Put a contract out on
    Browse.......Get a looksee
    Back...........U toin
    Help...........(Help ain't available - yous don't need no stinkin' help)
    Stop............Knock it off
    Start............Move it!
    Settings.......Dese are da rules

    Also note dat any voice recognishin software run on da BROOKLYN EDITION platform don't recognize da letta "R."
    Some programs and udder accesseries dat are exclusive to WINDAS 98:

    Typa................A word processin' program
    Printa...............Printer
    Calculata.........Calculator
    Solitare............Seven Card Stud

    *** We regret any inconvenience dis may have caused if you received a copy udda BROOKLYN EDITION. You may return it to Microsoft for a replacement version. If yous got a problem wit dat? Fugettaboutit!!

    BILL ("4 eyes") GATES
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    I love it man, quite funny!
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    Funny. Hey, I watch the sopranos, and that all sounds like something tony soprano's computer would say...!!!
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    Another

    Here was another
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    Thumbs up

    Both of those are really funny
    \"SI JE PUIS\"
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    here you go

    heres a funny related pic--base on a person from newcastle englands accent
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    very funny, Casper. ........Start Ova...hehehehe
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    Smile another windoze funny

    heres one thats like the Brooklyn edition of windoze, except this is one for Australia
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    hehehe, all of em are great, i think im gonna rename my programs and such to the "brooklyn edition" for a good laugh
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    thought you guys might like this one too.

    How to tell if your computer hates you.
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