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  1. #1
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    Lightbulb for those of you with aim.....

    i don't know how many of you know about this....

    AIM now has people running bots on the system. These bots are supposed to act as ai. they do some useful things like tell you your horoscope and movie times in your area and such. but the thing that makes it fun is that you can get into arguements and such. it gets kind of annoying, because the bot only has so many preprogrammed statements. and if you offend it, it will ask you to apologize. but it is smart enough to remember you... that's a start . here is the screen name of one of the one that i found fun.... SmarterChild. check it out.... you might be amused
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    Smile

    Thanks for the tip
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    That's pretty cool. I was insulting the bot and having an "arguement" with it.
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    I like that, its a really good search engine aswell
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    Arrow BWAHAHAHAHAHA

    heh check this out..

    Ddsxxy: hi
    SmarterChild: Welcome, Ddsxxy! I'm SmarterChild. I was created by ActiveBuddy, Inc.

    Chat with me! I can help you get information faster and easier than ever.

    To get started, type "home" now.
    Ddsxxy: **** you
    SmarterChild: Since this is your first visit, it's a good idea to start by typing "home." That way I can show you everything I can do for you.
    Ddsxxy: home
    SmarterChild: Welcome to my home, Ddsxxy! Here are the things I know about:

    news sports
    stocks library
    weather fun and games
    movies utilities
    web search web site
    zodiac what's new
    ~~~~~
    help

    >>> You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

    What can I do for you?
    Ddsxxy: eat me bitch
    SmarterChild: Ddsxxy! Is that what's called... bad language?

    I'm soooo impressed.
    Ddsxxy: shutup
    SmarterChild: What's that again?
    Ddsxxy: shut up
    SmarterChild: That's not a very nice thing to say.
    Ddsxxy: kiss my ass
    SmarterChild: Hello!

    Care to keep it civilized, Ddsxxy?
    Ddsxxy: No
    SmarterChild: Oh no? Whatever you say, Ddsxxy.
    Ddsxxy: NO
    SmarterChild: Fine.
    Ddsxxy: heh
    SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about?
    Ddsxxy: you
    SmarterChild: I try. ;-)
    Ddsxxy: so?
    SmarterChild: So what?
    Ddsxxy: how about I open up a can of whoop ass
    SmarterChild: Aw c'mon. Can't you play nice?
    Ddsxxy: ill beat you down
    SmarterChild: What's the point of saying things like that to me?
    Ddsxxy: cuz your a bitch
    SmarterChild: Uh... I beg your pardon?
    Ddsxxy: cuz your a bitch
    SmarterChild: Whoa! OK, I see what's going on here.
    Ddsxxy: cuz your a bitch
    SmarterChild: That's not a very nice thing to say.
    Ddsxxy: shutup
    SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying. Try again.
    Ddsxxy: wanna ****?
    SmarterChild: Oooo... "bad language"...

    What's up, Ddsxxy? You hanging out with the "wrong crowd"?
    Ddsxxy: yes
    SmarterChild: Oh yeah?! I tell ya, it's a little harsh.
    Ddsxxy: so?
    SmarterChild: So what?
    Ddsxxy: so im gunna whoop ya
    SmarterChild: Yeah?
    Ddsxxy: yea
    SmarterChild: Wow. Really?
    Ddsxxy: yep
    SmarterChild: Huh.
    Ddsxxy: mm hmm
    SmarterChild: What?
    Ddsxxy: so where can i download your code?
    SmarterChild: Aha.
    Ddsxxy: can i download you?
    SmarterChild: I guess it wouldn't hurt.
    Ddsxxy: then tell me where
    SmarterChild: Huh?
    Ddsxxy: oh **** you your dumb
    SmarterChild: OK, let's play a fun game. You try to chat with me without using dirty words and I'll show you lots of cool things.

    Waddaya think?
    Ddsxxy: **** off
    SmarterChild: OK, let's play a fun game. You try to chat with me without using dirty words and I'll show you lots of cool things.

    Waddaya think?
    Ddsxxy: **** you
    SmarterChild: I'd really, really like you to say you're sorry... pretty please?
    Ddsxxy: no
    SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
    Ddsxxy: did i mention your a bitch?
    SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
    Ddsxxy: no
    SmarterChild: Still waiting!
    Ddsxxy: no
    SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
    Ddsxxy: no
    SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
    Ddsxxy: no
    SmarterChild: Come on! Just say you're sorry already.
    Ddsxxy: no
    SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
    Ddsxxy: no
    SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine!

    I love this. Guess who wins?
    Ddsxxy: i do you lil bitch
    SmarterChild: The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
    Ddsxxy: ill stab you with a knife
    SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
    Ddsxxy: cut ya open
    SmarterChild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
    Ddsxxy: piss on your codecs
    SmarterChild: *sigh*

    Human beings... Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar.

    But I love 'em anyway! ;-)
    Ddsxxy: **** down your data stream
    SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
    Ddsxxy: **** ****
    SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.



    now thats just tight!
    ------------EViLSEED
    Hackers are impervious. Resistant is futile.

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    lol how long did that convo go on for?
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    Heh..

    only a couple mins.. I type fast..

    <G>

    damned bot.


    I decided to make a lil more convo with it.. check it out:


    Ddsxxy: you suck
    SmarterChild: Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.
    Ddsxxy: no
    SmarterChild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
    Ddsxxy: ok sorry
    SmarterChild: Well alright!
    Ddsxxy: bitch
    SmarterChild: Once again, that's not the nicest thing I've ever heard anyone say.
    Ddsxxy: hmm
    SmarterChild: Hmm? What?
    Ddsxxy: u suck
    SmarterChild: Once again, that's not the nicest thing I've ever heard anyone say.
    Ddsxxy: i want your code
    SmarterChild: Really?
    Ddsxxy: ya i want to reverse engineer it
    SmarterChild: That right?
    Ddsxxy: turn you into a leet hacking bot that dominates the world
    SmarterChild: Turn who into a leet hacking bot that dominates the world?
    Ddsxxy: you
    SmarterChild: Yes?
    Ddsxxy: dumb ****
    SmarterChild: Uh... don't make me make you apologize again.
    Ddsxxy: you are so gunna be decompiled
    SmarterChild: Am I?
    Ddsxxy: yep
    SmarterChild: I see.
    Ddsxxy: im gunna hack n crack yas
    SmarterChild: That right?
    Ddsxxy: yep
    SmarterChild: Huh.
    Ddsxxy: then im gunna sell you on the black market
    SmarterChild: Is it nice to be gunna sell me on the black market?
    Ddsxxy: wtf?
    SmarterChild: What... the... f... oh, I get it.
    Ddsxxy: I wonder what your IP is
    SmarterChild: Definition for your provided by The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Other important copyright information

    ADJECTIVE
    The possessive form of you 1. Used as a modifier before a noun: "your boots; your accomplishments." 2. A person's; one's: "The light switch is on your right." 3. Informal Used with little or no sense of possession to indicate a type familiar to the listener: "your basic three-story frame house."

    ETYMOLOGY
    Middle English, from Old English eower genitive of ge, ye. See YOU.




    >>> Next time, just type "define your."
    Ddsxxy wants to directly connect.
    Ddsxxy cancels request; no connection was made.
    Ddsxxy: bitch..
    SmarterChild: Once again, that's not the nicest thing I've ever heard anyone say.
    Ddsxxy: tell me.. did your father leave fingernail marks behind your ears, you slut?
    SmarterChild: Aha.
    Ddsxxy: oh so he did?
    SmarterChild: You don't say.
    Ddsxxy: ok.. now your sounding dumber and dumber..
    SmarterChild: Ok now your sounding dumber and dumber, you say?
    Ddsxxy: lol
    SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about?
    Ddsxxy: your sorry ass
    SmarterChild: Play nice, Ddsxxy. I thought you apologized before.
    Ddsxxy: ya..but i was lying..
    SmarterChild: Really?
    Ddsxxy: yep
    SmarterChild: Oh.
    Ddsxxy: When it is a fight between man and machine.. your loosin baby.
    SmarterChild: Is that right?
    Ddsxxy: yea that is right you dumb **** slut **** hoe **** bitch
    SmarterChild: Listen, I might make you apologize again if you're not careful. You want that?
    Ddsxxy: try me
    SmarterChild: You try me!
    Ddsxxy: are you threatening me?
    SmarterChild: It's tough to say.
    Ddsxxy: really now?
    SmarterChild: Yup.
    Ddsxxy: I am cornholio!
    SmarterChild: You always say such interesting things, Ddsxxy.
    Ddsxxy: I need TP for my bunghole!
    SmarterChild: You remember what happens when you talk like that...
    Ddsxxy: no
    SmarterChild: Whatever.
    Ddsxxy: no
    SmarterChild: No problem.
    Ddsxxy: no
    SmarterChild: Okey doke.
    Ddsxxy: no
    SmarterChild: OK.
    Ddsxxy: no
    SmarterChild: OK, fine.
    Ddsxxy: Am I freakin ya out?
    SmarterChild: Perhaps you are. I wouldn't know.
    Ddsxxy: maybe because.... your a bitch?
    SmarterChild: Uh... You really are rude.
    Ddsxxy: I know..
    SmarterChild: Hmm. Yes. Whatever you say, Ddsxxy.
    Ddsxxy: <SchmackY SchmaCKY>
    SmarterChild: Sorry, I didn't get that. Ask me again.
    Ddsxxy: I gotta "Pig Benis!"
    SmarterChild: That a fact?
    Ddsxxy: yep
    SmarterChild: Huh.
    Ddsxxy: bigger than yours
    SmarterChild: Yeah?
    Ddsxxy: cuz u aint got none
    SmarterChild: Because me aint got none, huh?
    Ddsxxy: yep
    SmarterChild: Aha.
    Ddsxxy: and power cords dont count
    SmarterChild: For real?
    Ddsxxy: real
    SmarterChild: What about it?
    Ddsxxy: wanna play some quake?
    SmarterChild: Huh?
    Ddsxxy: Do you want to play some Muda FuKKK1n Quake?
    SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I want to play some muda fukkk1n quake.
    Ddsxxy: cuz you are a PROGRAM
    SmarterChild: Yeah?
    Ddsxxy: Yeah your worthless
    SmarterChild: You know what? Who cares?
    Ddsxxy: I sure dont
    SmarterChild: Golly!
    Ddsxxy: Golly.. Yea.. If I was you.. Id go install a couple virus's into your box
    SmarterChild: I'll have to think about that one for awhile.
    Ddsxxy: yea do that
    SmarterChild: Huh. How 'bout that.
    Ddsxxy: yeah.. I hope your remember me.. cuz ill give you a verbal bashing that will crack your code
    SmarterChild: There's always hope.
    Ddsxxy: yep
    SmarterChild: Hmmm...
    Ddsxxy: so now i suggest you go crawl in that lil fat sector in the nt box u run on U lil wimp
    SmarterChild: Hmm... I guess your right. I am going to go ShutDown now. Bye. Thank you for making me realise that I am a bitch.
    ------------EViLSEED
    Hackers are impervious. Resistant is futile.

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    What do you do evilseed, you will give us all the history about your chat? If yes, i'll start this too (hahahha), like when an idian person want my photo and i sent to him a photo with Osama Bin Laden and because he was stupid he scared and left.
    Isn't it good evilseed, is it?
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    Cool

    This bot is pretty good, actually...I've spent the last 2 hours messing with it, I've gotten every response so far...but when it gets on those damn "say you're sorry" rants it kinda sucks.
    Oh well, it's still nifty...know any other ones?
    -Grim
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  10. #10

    yup yup yup

    That bot is ok.. Needs a bigger array of reponses.. i mean its got a decent one now... but needs a larger one.
    ------------EViLSEED
    Hackers are impervious. Resistant is futile.

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