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  1. #11
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    If linux made toasters, they would be free, only compatible with rye bread, and would take a toast expert to operate.
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    If aol sold toasters, they would cost more than everyone else's toaster, yet have less uses, yet everyone who never had a toaster before would get one.

    If wal-mart sold toasters......wait a second, they do sell toasters........
    Wine maketh merry: but money answereth all things.
    --Ecclesiastes 10:19
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    Why are we so obsessed with toasters? i feel the need to run out and purchase one. AAAAAAAAAHH!
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    HP doesn't make crappy machines it's Packard Bell, they sell like hot cakes in europe because most of the morons living here don't know what a "good name" Packard Bell has got in the USA back in the 80's when they sold **** for computers. Selling old/used components etc.
    HP's technology is by far more superior the Gateway or Compaq.
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    I still have a Packard Bell today and that machine is the only one that still has all the original parts. The only problems I ever had came when I installed the earlier versions of Linux.
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    Good stuff!
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    If linux made a toatster

    If linux made a toaster

    1. It would be free
    2. There would be thousands and thousands of them
    3. Every "Good Toaster" would recomend it and if you didn't have it they would repremand you.
    4. It would be very hard for newbies to operate it
    5. It's lighter/darker function would be called FauxUv/GNDRKE

    -havanger
    Do it now and ask for forgiveness later
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