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  1. December 11th, 2001 11:56 AM #1
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    Talking 100% in Life...

    How does one achieve 100% in LIFE?
    Begin by noting the following.

    IF:
    A = 1
    B = 2
    C = 3
    D = 4
    E = 5
    F = 6
    G = 7
    H = 8
    I = 9
    J = 10
    K = 11
    L = 12
    M = 13
    N = 14
    O = 15
    P = 16
    Q = 17
    R = 18
    S = 19
    T = 20
    U = 21
    V = 22
    W = 23
    X = 24
    Y = 25
    Z = 26

    Then:

    H A R D W O R K = 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = Only 98%

    Similarly,

    K N O W L E D G E = 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = Only 96%

    But interesting (and as you'd expect),
    A T T I T U D E = 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% ...

    This is how you achieve 100% in LIFE.


    But even more interesting..

    B U L L S H I T = 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

    So now you know what all those high-priced consultants, upper management, and motivational speakers really mean when they want to exceed 100%!
  2. December 11th, 2001 12:04 PM #2
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  3. December 11th, 2001 12:45 PM #3
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    Thumbs up good one..

    hey good post man.....great keep it up...

    intruder....
  4. December 11th, 2001 04:25 PM #4
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    LOL

  5. December 11th, 2001 04:34 PM #5
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    Now thatīs logic!
    Where I work the consultants cash in a lot and for doing one thing and thatīs bullshitting.
  6. December 11th, 2001 04:44 PM #6
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    hehe... Thats pretty good
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