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    A day in the life of Remote Access

    * Cue pixies - where is my mind?


    Another one got caught today, it's all over the papers. "Teenager Arrested in Computer Crime Scandal", "Hacker Arrested after Bank Tampering"...
    - ya if your such a good hacker then how come you get arrested. i think you better stop kidding yourself and run to mommy lamer!

    Damn kids. They're all alike.
    - kids like you who would have been better off not born!

    But did you, in your three-piece psychology and 1950's technobrain, ever take a look behind the eyes of the hacker?
    - yes everynight when i get my 3 hours of sleep, not like you who looks behind the eyes of a ****face whenever you try to fall asleep but you can't because your conscience says that you are a stupid poop face!!

    Did you ever wonder what made him tick, what forces shaped him, what may have molded him?
    - yah i'm sure you have ticks in your ass

    I am a hacker, enter my world...
    - the only things you hack are brown paper bags that have the word "hack" on them and then you step on them

    Mine is a world that begins with school... I'm smarter than most of the other kids, this crap they teach us bores me...
    - bores you because you can't understand a word that is being said so you close your eyes again and stare at your stupoid poop face eyelids and they tell you: lamer!!!

    Damn underachiever. They're all alike.
    - because they don't know SQL

    I'm in junior high or high school. I've listened to teachers explain for the fifteenth time how to reduce a fraction. I understand it. "No, Ms. Smith, I didn't show my work. I did it in my head..."
    - that is why you keep failing your classes and will work at mcdonalds trying to code SQL on the cash machines but you can't loser

    I made a discovery today. I found a computer. Wait a second, this is cool. It does what I want it to. If it makes a mistake, it's because I screwed it up. Not because it doesn't like me... Or feels threatened by me.. Or thinks I'm a smart ass.. Or doesn't like teaching and shouldn't be here...
    - the computer hates you as much as your mom does

    Damn kid. All he does is play games. They're all alike.
    - not like me i write^H^H^H^H^Hpaste tutorials

    I am a hacker, and this is my manifesto. You may stop this individual, but you can't stop us all... after all, we're all alike.
    - maybe you're all alike in the mental hospital you call your home but me i'm not in a mental hospital lamer

    don't try to argue with me i'll murderize your face all over this message board

    </End_Ranting>

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    Oh, wow! That's so funny and witty and! Not.
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    no lol

    Sorry chemical but I have to agree with Terr
    no fun, no LOL.

    low and disappointing
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    Red face Re: A day in the life...

    * Cue KoRn - Blind *


    - ya if your such a good hacker then how come you get arrested. i think you better stop kidding yourself and run to mommy lamer!
    * If i were arrested I wouldn't be here responding to this childish nonsense. Oh what an original insult... "lamer" haha, you need to realise that your not in the same little efnet war any more boi.

    - kids like you who would have been better off not born!
    * I bet your mom is still considering abortion with you.

    - yes everynight when i get my 3 hours of sleep, not like you who looks behind the eyes of a ****face whenever you try to fall asleep but you can't because your conscience says that you are a stupid poop face!!
    * I can care less if you ever slept at all. You sit behind you computer looking at internet porn all night dosen't qualify you as a hacker. My conscience says that you are a mid to late 20's loser without a life. In your small, insignificant mind, you believe that your some UB3R1337 H4x0R. We're all very impressed with your awesome ability to insult and piss people off. Poop face? Hahaha, this is more comical than insulting, Doo doo head.

    - yah i'm sure you have ticks in your ass
    * yeah, I'm sure you have something in your ass as well, but it's not a tick.

    - the only things you hack are brown paper bags that have the word "hack" on them and then you step on them
    * The only thing you hack are efnet channels...how 1337!

    - bores you because you can't understand a word that is being said so you close your eyes again and stare at your stupoid poop face eyelids and they tell you: lamer!!!
    * You are the one that dose not understand is being said. I still go to school and learn more about computers every day. You on the other hand have quit. Droped out.
    Gave up.

    Damn underachiever. They're all alike.
    - because they don't know SQL
    * I don't know SQL sufficently. That's why I'm takeing a course over this language.Remember,you have failed in your studies. Lost interest, GAVE UP, quit, or what ever... so who is the underachiever?

    - that is why you keep failing your classes and will work at mcdonalds trying to code SQL on the cash machines but you can't loser
    * The cash machines at McDonalds don't use SQL. I'm not failing my classes. I have a 4.0 GPA. I'd be more than happy to scan my grades and send you a copy.

    - the computer hates you as much as your mom does
    * I hate you as much, if not more, as every one else here dose.

    - not like me i write^H^H^H^H^Hpaste tutorials
    -* I past tutorials in order to HELP people. How many tutorials have you posted? I don't write stupid **** like how to poison your mind with AO and how to use lavender.

    - maybe you're all alike in the mental hospital you call your home but me i'm not in a mental hospital lamer
    * I'm not in a mental institution. Your sleep deprivation must be causeing you to have some strange illusions. Take your medication and get some sleep.

    -don't try to argue with me i'll murderize your face all over this message board
    * Oh no! You're going to insult me and prove how intelligent you really are. Good one champ. Bring it...

    </End_Ranting>
    * This just goes to show you how much you reall do know about programmin. In order to have a close tag you first have to make an opening tag. ::

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    I have to agree with frank on this one

    Nobody can eat 16 prime rib steaks in one day. Its just not possible

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    Have a jolly chrimbo people
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    Hey remote! do not even STOOP to chemical's level by replying...
    he/it/she's just jealous of your good posts.Keep those kind of posts coming!
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    you just proved chemical's point
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    The post from Chemical is a beautifull example of the ad hominem fallacie.

    I'am still waiting for a reply from you (chem) that meets the standards of logic.
    come on...



    EDITED after chem's post:

    There was some rumour that Chem = Oblio
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    Victor:
    A reply to meet the "standards of logic"? When you were talking of such things on the poison thread, I thought you were addressing Oblio, as the logical argument seemed to be between you both. Sorry. A reply to what?

    __Remote__Access:
    <End_Rant>
    *mindless rant*
    </End_Rant>

    What is wrong with this picture? You criticize my usage of satirical HTML tags when you yourself use questionable tags. What kind of person begins a rant with an "End_Rant" tag? and closes it off with a "/End_Rant"? End_End_Rant? A true antionline hacker would have begun with the <rant> tag and ended it with the </rant> tag. Kind of silly to comment upon, but you enjoy splitting hairs, don't you? Further, since when is HTML programming?
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    Angry Oblio/hehbris/chemical/jackasses

    There was not poing in posting that other than insult me.
    How do you know WTF the point of his ignorant post was?
    There wasn't one... Only to start another flame war and insult me.. job well done. HTML = Hyper Text Markup Language
    Since you enjoy spliting hairs, that's not even an actual HTML tag.
    Go home boi. Get over it. There's no reason nor logic behind posting such an ignorant thread. There's a fine line between ignorance and stupidity. You are walking on it and my prediction is that your about to fall to fall into the stupidity category.

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