The Worlds Longest Thread!

[KorpDeath]

Stop me if you've heard this one:


A couple went golfing one day at a very exclusive course lined with million
dollar homes. On the third tee, the husband cautioned, "Honey, be careful
when you drive. If we break a window on any of those gorgeous homes, it'll
cost us a fortune to repair it.

Of course, the wife promptly shanked her first shot right through the window
of the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, "I warned
you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize
and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us."

So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice
said, "come on in." When they opened the door they saw the damage that was
done; glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on
its side near the broken window.

A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my
window?"

"Uh... yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied. "Oh, no
apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a genie,
and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've
released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one wish,
but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself." Wow, that's
great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, "I'd like a
million dollars a year for the rest of my life."

"No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do. And
I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life! And now you, young lady, what do
you want?" the genie asked. "I'd like to own a gorgeous home, complete with
servants, in every country in the world," she said. "Consider it done," the
genie said. "And your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary and
natural disasters!"

"And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish, genie?" "Well,
since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a woman in more
than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife."

The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both now
have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"

She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right.
Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind. But what about you,
honey?"

"You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. "I'd do the same for
you!" So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of
the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable. After about
three hours of nonstop sex, the genie rolled over and looked directly into
the wife's eyes.

"How old are you and your husband?"

"Well, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.

"No ****!? Thirty-five years old, and both of you still believe in genies?"

[nabylbt]

com on keep on posting !!!

[-=solarismka=-]

I just got back from a 2600 meeting and man I have to say that it always cheers me up!

Anyways one of the man topics, upgrade my damn kernal its older than the bible

and High speed DSL vs Cable. I'm still undesided but I just don't want my conn-ection to time | out.......

BTW KorpDeath love the jokes hehehehe lol keep postin

[hot_ice]

I thought this thread was meant to die after 1000 posts??
It just keeps going and going - aw well, I don't mind.

Greg

[the_g_nee]

OK, lets get to 2000 now then

[ZeroOne]

Smallworld

Can anyone in the world reach anyone else through a chain of only 6 friends?

-ZeroOne

[xpaciscool]

WOWOWOWOW 68 pages WOW!!! but we can do better lets try for 100.....

Saweet

[zion1459]

damn this is a long thread!... will it never end?

[-=solarismka=-]

"This is the thread that never ends, it keeps going on and on my friend, some people startin postin not nowing what it was and they'll keep on posting forever just because............."

[zion1459]

it seems so... well this is gonna be my last post to this thread...
time to use some energy on serious threads...
and btw. some lame ***** gave me a negative antipoint for my last post at this thread saying:
"Quit posting to this thread. It's old, and annoying as hell."
plz identify urself so I know who it is I hate like hell!
No1 ever asked u (whoever u r) to look at this thread and giving lame negative antipoints just pisses ppl off....
If u hate this thread so much then take it out on the thread and not me or start making some interesting creative threads so ppl will stop posting in here.... but don't try to control this place, why have a forum if we all follow some dictator and just kiss ass???
I like different opinions and constructive discussion that's why I'm (and many others) r here at AO...
ahhh.... I feel much better now