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  1. #501
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    Wink ACHIEVING 103%

    We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over
    100%. Here's to achieving 103%. Here's a little math that
    might prove helpful in the future! What makes life 100% ??

    IF,

    A=1
    B=2
    C=3
    etc.
    etc.

    Then,

    H A R D W O R K
    8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = Only 98 %

    K N O W L E D G E
    11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = Only 96 %

    But,

    A T T I T U D E
    1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100 %

    However,
    B U L L S H I T
    2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
    Mankind have a great aversion to intellectual labor; but even supposing knowledge to be easily attainable, more people would be content to be ignorant than would take even a little trouble to acquire it.
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    500

    Number 500


    Half-way there


    5 0 0
    ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI.
    When in Russia, pet a PETSCII.

    Get your ass over to SLAYRadio the best station for C64 Remixes !

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    501 replys? ok so how far are you planning on going here
    Killar Boy

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    Well if the_JiNx said half way there how much farther do YOU think we have to go????
    Just asking.

    1/2=500
    1=???

    Trying to make it easy for you.
    Mankind have a great aversion to intellectual labor; but even supposing knowledge to be easily attainable, more people would be content to be ignorant than would take even a little trouble to acquire it.
    - Samuel Johnson

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    Talking seeing the nature of the site

    1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
    2. COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key
    3. Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster.
    4. 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
    5. Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
    6. Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
    7. My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
    8. C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\GO C:\PC\CRAWL
    9. C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN
    10. <-------- The information went data way --------
    11. Best file compression around: "DEL ." = 100% compression
    12. The Defn. of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
    13. BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding
    14. The name is Baud......, James Baud.
    15. BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go!
    16. Access denied--nah nah na nah nah na!
    17. C:\> Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
    18. Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay...
    19. Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename!"
    20. As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
    21. Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
    22. Backups? We don' NEED no steenking backups.
    23. E Pluribus Modem
    24. >... File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
    25. Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny
    26. A mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available.
    27. An error? Impossible! My modem is error correcting.
    28. CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/N)?
    29. Does fuzzy logic tickle?
    30. A computer's attention span is as long as it's power cord.
    31. 11th commandment - Covet not thy neighbor's Pentium.
    32. 24 hours in a day...24 Mountain Dews in a case...coincidense?
    33. Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
    34. Windows: Just another pane.
    35. SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .
    36. Who is General Failure & why's he reading my disk?
    37. Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.
    38. RAM disk is not an installation procedure.
    39. Shell to DOS...Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS...
    40. All computers wait at the same speed.
    41. DEFN: Computer - A device designed to speed and automate errors.
    42. Press -- to continue ...
    43. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue ...
    44. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue ...
    45. ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
    46. E-mail returned to sender -- insufficient voltage.
    47. Help! I'm modeming... and I can't hang up!!!
    48. All wiyht. Rhosritched mg kebord awound?
    49. Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
    50. "640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981
    51. DOS Tip #17: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS
    52. Hidden DOS secret: add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS
    53. Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
    54. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...
    55. Go ahead, make my data!

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    Lightbulb and one i forgot

    definition of a 2 ghz processor in your home machine: letting your computer wait really really fast on you

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    Thanks [WebCarnage] ,

    Alright i am A Geek!!!!!
    \"And everyone knows, that the world is full of stupid people\"

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    Have you ever considered the many possibilities of duct tape?

    Yeah, new topic!!

    What ways are possible to use Duct Tape, legal or other?
    \"And everyone knows, that the world is full of stupid people\"

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    useless

    just a useless one
    hip hop rules

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    Overuse of smilies Part 2, Issue 1.

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