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    Don't be ashamed. It's for good cause. I guess.


    Here a funny:

    ALERT:



    ------- Pfizer Corp. (NYSE) is making the announcement today that VIAGRA will soon be available in liquid form and will
    be marketed by Pepsi Cola (Pepsi Bottling Group NYSE) as a power beverage suitable for use as-is, or as a
    mixer, under the name "Mount And Do".

    Pepsi's proposed ad campaign suggests: "It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one."
    Mankind have a great aversion to intellectual labor; but even supposing knowledge to be easily attainable, more people would be content to be ignorant than would take even a little trouble to acquire it.
    - Samuel Johnson

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    Talking

    <font color="#de0000"><font color="#de0000">Originally posted by KorpDeath
    Don't be ashamed. It's for good cause. I guess.
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    Are all these posts going to charity?
    \"It\'s not wise to argue with a fool...people might not be able to tell the difference!\"


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    If you want to print it out and send it in, be my guest.....


    Are you saying that only charities are good causes? LOL
    Mankind have a great aversion to intellectual labor; but even supposing knowledge to be easily attainable, more people would be content to be ignorant than would take even a little trouble to acquire it.
    - Samuel Johnson

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    Talking allot of views, not many posts

    9220 views and a puny 823 posts. What is wrong w/ this board.....wait .......I know. Nevermind.
    Mankind have a great aversion to intellectual labor; but even supposing knowledge to be easily attainable, more people would be content to be ignorant than would take even a little trouble to acquire it.
    - Samuel Johnson

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    TE HE!!!

    A second grader came home from school and said to her mother, "Mom, guess what? We learned how to make babies today."The mother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her cool. "That's interesting," she said, "How do you make babies?""It's simple," replied the girl. "You just change 'y' to 'i' and add 'es'."

    If you're sending someone Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

    Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

    Only in America... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

    Only in America... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front of the store.

    Only in America... do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

    An English professor wrote the words,
    "Woman without her man is nothing," on the
    blackboard and directed the students to punctuate it correctly.
    The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."

    The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."
    \"And everyone knows, that the world is full of stupid people\"

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    crazy?
    I was crazy once!
    \"And everyone knows, that the world is full of stupid people\"

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    Angry My AO Problems...

    *sigh*...it's happened again. I knew it was,...just a matter of time before some jelous (well...from the negative points it really seems that way...) kid came across one of my posts...*wipes tear from eye...*

    I got negative antipoint(s...couldn't remember how many I had before) for posting, what I think - and what I got positive points for the other day - was a good post, ...but alas, there is always that one. That one with no abundance of knowledge. or AntiPoint flaming for that matter (for I've seen better...). Agony must be amoungst the masses of AntiOnline...yet trying to spite other members for 'talking to much' is a big turnoff ...at least for me. Well, enough of my rambling (don't want to get any more neg. points now...*whistles*...)

    they may be incompetent...but at least they're arrogant...

    AntiPoint Comment: you ****ing talk to much, quit the japping and be straight to the point you ****ing kiddie

    Heh...I just find that funny, yet at the same time pathetically sad. I never knew comming here to AntiOnline, an online community of computer wizes, gurus, and neophytes,... would end up with my opinions being judged.
    That, my friends, is totally uncalled for. You might think I'm making a big deal about it...well, to tell you the truth I am, but thats just because I'm bored and no other 'good' (as to my standards) posts have arisen. Normally I (and the rest of the 'upperclassmen' of AO, probably) I would just let this slide, as I do most of the time. But hey...I'm here to stay - might as well make myself comfortable.

    But back to the topic, me and my negative points...points where the 'gratefull giver' did not leave his/her name. But all is well, if you go over my green 'dot' it (still) states:

    [WebCarnage] has quite a few positive AntiPoints

    /me *chuckles*...

    However, ...social status is not regulated by the number of points a single user has attained...or has it? It's hard to tell... Getting a bad reputation in AntiOnline does have it's fair share of AntiPoint consequences...

    /me *looks back at Oblio, Hebris, Debris, Chemical, Nakokia...Seb-G with Terr behind him with 400 negative antipoints...* (or so he states...).

    Never-the-less...All is well, ...I just felt like sharing that with the AntiOnline community. And if the devilish negative antipoint giver would care to reveal himself...

    ...that would be fun.
    ...This Space For Rent.

    -[WebCarnage]

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    Thumbs up

    Enough!
    I came in to the world with nothing. I still have most of it.

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    Murphy's Laws (as posted in Arizona Humor)

    Murphy's First Law: Nothing is as easy as it looks.

    Murphy's Second Law: Everything takes longer than you think.

    Murphy's Third Law: In any field of endeavor, anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

    Murphy's Fourth Law: If there is a possibility that several things can go wrong, then the one that will cause the greatest damage will be the one to go wrong.

    Murphy's Fifth Law: If anything absolutely can NOT go wrong, it will anyway.

    Murphy's Sixth Law: If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.

    Murphy's Seventh Law: Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.

    Murphy's Eighth Law: If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

    Murphy's Ninth Law: Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.

    Murphy's Tenth Law: Mother Nature is a "son-of-a-gun."

    Murphy's Eleventh Law: It is impossible to make anything foolproof, because fools are so very ingenious.

    Murphy's Twelfth Law: Things get worse under pressure.
    \"It\'s not wise to argue with a fool...people might not be able to tell the difference!\"


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    hi everyone, i`m sorry, but i haven been near to a pc for about 2 weeks!!!!!!!

    i hope that everione aout there have a happy new yeear!!!!!
    we work in the dark - we give what we have - we do what what we can - our doubt`s our passion - our passion our task - the rest....- is the madness of art.

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