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    Noble Hamlet
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    Act Five Scene Two -The AO adaption

    An adaptation of of William Shakespeares Hamlet
    by Noble Hamlet

    This portrayal of Hamlet displays characters of AntiOnline in the roles of actual characters from the play itself.
    Enough banter, let us move on.

    Act Five, Scene Two

    Continued from Line 213

    Oblio Come Hamlet take this hand from mine

    Hamlet Come take it, I have done you wrong
    But take it as you are a gentleman
    How I am horrified by my own actions
    That your greatness awake and realise I did it in madness
    Ws it I who did you wrong, not I
    If I was taken away, I didnt do it, I deny it
    Who was it then? My madness
    If so I am a fraction to blame
    My madness is my enemy

    Remote Access
    I am satisfied
    That your motive is most obvious
    I must avenge due to my honour
    I will not back down
    To show respect for past honour
    I do not accept your love but must avenge.

    Hamlet
    I accept
    Play the game
    Give me the weapons, come on

    Remote Access
    Come on, go for it!

    Hamlet
    Your skill will contrast greatly with my lack of skill.

    Remote Access
    Are you trying to flame me?

    Hamlet
    Not I

    Oblio
    Give them the weapons hehbris
    You know what is at stake

    Hamlet
    I do, you have betted on the weaker side

    Oblio
    I am not afraid, I have seen you both
    But since he is better, we have better odds

    Remote Access
    This is too light a weapon, get me another

    Hamlet
    This weapon suits me well
    Are they all they same

    Hehbris
    Yes my lord they are

    They prepare to flame

    Oblio
    Get me the drinks
    If Hamlet wins I will be richer than any of the past leaders before me
    I drink to Hamlet. Let us start go!

    A flame war follows in which Hamlet is winning, Hamlet needs a drink to refresh himelf

    Chemical
    He is tired, here Hamlet I must praise you
    I drink to your fortune

    Oblio
    Chemical do not drink

    Chemical
    I will!

    Oblio Aside
    It is poisened, and I am too late

    Hamlet
    I dare not yet

    Chemical
    Come let me wipe your brow

    Remote Access
    Oblio I will hit him now

    Oblio
    Good

    Remote Access
    Yet I know I shouldnt it is not like me

    Hamlet
    Come on again Remote Access
    I pray you give me your best flame!

    Another flame war follows.
    This time Remote Access attacks Hamlet off guard and wounds flames him slightly
    Hamlet enraged in the scuffle they change tactics and Hamlet flames him slightly


    Oblio
    Part them it has gone to far

    Hamlet
    No keep it coming

    Hehbris
    Look at Chemical

    Chemical falls

    Remote Access2
    Look they both bleed, how so?

    Hehbris
    How is it Remote Access?

    Remote Access
    Due to my own doings I am justly flamed for my own actions

    Hamlet
    How is Chemical?

    Oblio
    She is saddened

    Chemical
    No no! The drink Hamlet
    It is poisened by Oblio!

    Chemical dies

    Hamlet
    O villiany lock the doors, let nobody leave the forums!
    Traitors, seek them out!

    Remote Access falls

    Remote Access
    It is here Hamlet
    You too will die soon burnt by my flame
    It has gotten me first deservadly but you are unwillingly next to go
    Oblio, Oblio is to blame

    Hamlet
    I will avenge this!

    Hamlet flames Oblio

    AO members
    Treason, treason!

    Oblio
    Defend me friends I am hurt

    Hamlet
    Ha! You foolish, tiredsome, damned hinderance
    Hamlet forces Oblio to be flamed
    Die from this flame
    Oblio dies

    Remote Access
    He is justly served
    It is the poisen he makes himself
    Forgive me Noble Hamlet
    All these deaths are unwillingly my own fault

    Remote Access dies

    Hamlet
    I am to die also! It is assured
    Let it be Remote Access2 I am dead
    Make sure the truth be told of what has occured here!

    Remote Access2
    I will
    I am more antique Roman than Dane
    I will kill myself too!

    Hamlet
    No good Remote Access2
    Let it be and tell my story
    March afar off, and shot within
    What noise is this?

    Hehbris
    Young JP with conquest from IRC

    Hamlet
    Oh I die Remote Access 2
    I will not live to see their coming
    I elect JP as my next leader
    the rest is silence

    Hamlet dies

    Remote Access2
    Now cracks a noble heart. Good night sweet prince,
    And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest

    March within

    Enter JP, his team and other important AO members

    JP
    What is this sight?

    Remote Access2
    It is the act of damage

    JP
    What has happened to my forums while I was away?
    Chaos flame wars! This is not what Ao should be!

    Main Ao Member
    This is terrible,
    We come too late to save our beloved forums from ruin
    These people have destroyed what we once had!

    Remote Access2
    I know it is all the fault of Oblio and his wicked ways he has caused carnal acts and destroyed the forum and some of its members in the process
    AO is no more
    Only a few can save it now

    And so on

    Well thats just my way of putting the situation, take it or leave it
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    Nice

    Hehehe, well written Noble, well written. Alas, I have one more part to add....

    Ennis, stflook, Terr, and Ms.Mittens
    Walk in

    JP
    Ah!...the Four-Musketeers of AO have arrived, what bringings have you brought along with you?

    Ennis
    Peace...amoungst all...dammit, Merry Christmas! walks off stage

    stflook & Terr
    Knoledge...to share with all who may listen. Dammit Oblio/Hebris/Chemical/Debris, get a life! both walk off stage

    Ms.Mittens
    Logic...with tutorials written to the wanting eye. Damn...[interuption by antihaxor]

    Antihaxor
    walks on stage Chemical will never speak again!!! walks off stage

    Ms.Mittens
    ...[regaining breather]....damn...I'd better stay.



    Hehehe...just to add to the fun. Don't get angry, all said and done jokingly.
    ...This Space For Rent.

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    Act Five Scene Three -The AO adaption

    This may be your view of how the story is portraid, I on the other hand share a different view. The story went like this:

    An adaptation of of William Shakespeares Hamlet
    by Remote_Access_

    This portrayal of Remote_Access_ displays characters of AntiOnline in the roles of actual characters from the play itself.
    Enough bull ****, lets get it on.

    Act Five, Scene Three

    Continued from Line 187

    Oblio: Chemical, hehbris, hamlet, untite for I am being burned alive with these flames from members of AO.

    Hamlet: We shall support you in your vain and ignorant effort to annoy, insult, flame, and piss off each and every member of AO.

    Remote _Access_
    I am not satisfied.I will not back down.
    I do not accept your love but must avenge.

    Hamlet: go forth, spread lies, and prove your a master of the flame. FORWARD!


    Remote_Access_: Just bring it..

    Hamlet
    I will be over came with your master flameing abilities. Oblio, Chemical, where for art thou?!

    Remote_Access_
    Are you trying to flame me? Are you trying to insult my intelligence? I laugh at this ignorant attempt.

    Hamlet
    Not I, it was oblio and chemical. Please, let this war end!

    Oblio
    I cannot decide on an alias for this battle. I have chosen many in hopes that I will not be discovored. For I also fear the flames of Remote_Access_

    Hamlet
    I do also, you have betted on the weaker side. You have joined a loseing battle. Flee this war while you still can!

    Oblio
    I am very afraid, I have seen you both
    But since Remote is better, we stand against the odds

    Remote_Access_
    This is a great weapon, let the games begin!

    Hamlet
    This weapon suits me not
    Are they all they same? I cannot tell for I am not as adapted to flame wares as Remote.

    Hehbris
    Yes my lord

    They prepare to flame

    Oblio
    Get me the drinks. I cannot think while sober.
    If Hamlet wins I will be richer than any of the past leaders before me. I drink to Hamlet. Let us start go start some ****!

    A flame war follows in which Hamlet is loseing, Hamlet needs a mirical to refresh himelf and win this war.

    Chemical
    He is tired, here Hamlet I must praise you
    I drink to your fortune

    Oblio
    Chemical drink up

    Chemical
    I will!

    Oblio Aside
    It is poisened, and I am too late

    Hamlet
    I dare not yet

    Chemical
    Come let me wipe your brow

    Remote_Access_
    Oblio I will destroy you now

    Oblio
    Good

    Hamlet
    Come on again Remote_Access_
    I pray you give me your best flame!

    Remote_Access_
    Launches flames of mass destruction

    Another flame war follows.
    This time Remote Access attacks Hamlet off guard and fataly wounds flames him. Hamlet enraged in the scuffle they change tactics and Hamlet flames him slightly although no real harm is done.

    Oblio
    Part them it has gone to far

    Hamlet
    No keep it coming

    Hehbris
    Look at Chemical

    Chemical fails

    Remote Access2
    Look how they both bleed from these devistateing flames. I wish to be as great as this member of AO known as Remote_Access_

    Hehbris
    How is it Remote Access?

    Remote Access
    Due to your doings I justly flamed for your ignorant actions

    Hamlet
    How is Chemical?

    Oblio
    She is saddened and has taken a fatal wound

    Chemical
    No no! The drink Hamlet
    It is poisened by Remote_Access_!

    Chemical dies

    Hamlet
    O villiany lock the doors, let nobody leave the forums!
    Traitors, seek them out!

    Remote Access Rises

    Remote Access
    It is here Hamlet
    You too will die soon burnt by my flame
    You are unwillingly next to go. You too shall die from my flame.
    You and your insignifacant tribe of losers are of no match for me.

    Hamlet
    I will avenge this!

    Hamlet flames Oblio

    AO members
    Treason, treason!

    Oblio
    Defend me friends I am hurt and cannot speak for my self. I have ran out of flames and cannot go on. The members of AO have discovored my aliases and I am no longer hid from their flames.

    Hamlet
    Ha! You are foolish
    Hamlet forces Oblio to be flamed
    Die from this flame
    Oblio dies

    Remote_Access_
    He is justly served
    It is the poisen he makes himself
    You are next to die Noble Hamlet
    All these deaths just.

    Remote_Access_2 enters the war

    Hamlet
    I am to die also! It is assured
    Let it be Remote Access2 I am dead
    Make sure the truth be told of what has occured here!

    Remote Access2
    I will kill myself, I am no match for Remote_Access_!

    Remote_Access_2 dies from a self inflicted wound.

    Hamlet
    No good Remote_Access_2
    Let it be, you shall be burried from the flames of Remote_Access_

    Hehbris
    Young JP with conquest from IRC

    Hamlet
    Oh I die Remote Access 2
    I will not live to see another flame war
    I kiss JP's ass in hopes of being an UB3R1337 irc op.

    Hamlet dies

    March within

    Enter JP, his team and other important AO members

    JP
    What is this sight? Go forth and die Hamlet

    JP
    What has happened to my forums while I was away?
    Chaos flame wars! This is not what AO should be!

    Main Ao Member
    This is terrible,
    We come too late to save our beloved forums from this tribe of losers. These people have destroyed what we once had!

    Remote_Access_
    I know who is at fault for causeing this chaos, these carnal acts that have destroyed the forum and some of its members in the process. AO shall rise again.Only a few can save it now



    Remote_Access_
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    RemoteAccess2
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    Can you not spell! You are a shame to Shakespeare.

    By the way Noble Hamlet is not oblio etc.

    You are also not a respected member of AO so please stop acting like one.
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    !stfu

    i don't have to time and patience to review over spelling errors. Where oh where would you be with out your handy spell checker and thesarus? I know you wish you were the real Remote_Access_ but you'll be ok.. may be. I'm sure you can think of some other alias than copying from mine.. cant you oblio, hehbris, chemical, hamlet, who ever the hell you are. How is it that i am "acting" like a respected AO member?

    Remote_Access_
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    Ok, first of all we need to cut out this crap however well put together it is.

    We all know people have grudges, we also know we shouldnt let them get this far!

    So please if you are even slightly tiring Noble Hamlet aka Remote Access2 I ask please leave it out and let this stop, it has gone way too far.

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    Noble Hamlet
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    Boo!
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    Your slowly turning into an unsavoury character Hamlet and well your just wasting your time now, we have people like you already. Ok fair enough your obviously smart as we can see but please on last attempt at reaching you....
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    Honestly, I think the whole idea of "adapting" the script from Hamlet was a poor idea. And as Ennis said, Hamlet, you are turning into a bad character...

    We need to bury our grudges and move on for goodness sake!
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    Hmmm

    You have to love the devotion but into all this! But regardless, this is getting lame. How much time did you guys really put into doing all this? I mean, doesn't the idea of writing about something technical amuse you? Please just let all this drop and move onto something more productive.

    Cordially,

    Sp1d3r
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