Goddamn, I know I shouldn't be supporting these kind of posts to keep on top, but can't help... This is said too many times... AO is not a W4R3ZZ -place, it's a computer-security -related place. Go to the Newbie Questions -forum & read the "Newbies, Please Read This!!" -post, which should be on top of the list or at least on the first page.
PS. QBasic can be found on Windows installation cd on folder other\oldmsdos...
Q: Why do computer scientists confuse Christmas and Halloween?
A: Because Oct 31 = Dec 25