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    A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old
    son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the
    train stop and her son saying:

    "All of you bastards who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the
    last stop! And all of you bastards who are getting on, get your ass in the
    train, cause we're going down the tracks".

    The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of
    language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and stay there for
    TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you
    to use nice language." Two hours later,the son came out of the bedroom and
    resumed playing with his train.

    Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say: "All passengers who
    are disembarking the train, please remember to take
    all of your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us
    today and hope your trip was a pleasant one."

    She hears the little boy continue: "For those of you just boarding, we ask
    you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no
    smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey
    with us today."

    As the mother began to smile, the child added: "For those of you who are
    pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the fat bitch in the kitchen."
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    Nice one, I like it.

    \"Do you know what people are most afraid of?
    What they don\'t understand.
    When we don\'t understand, we turn to our assumptions.\"
    -- William Forrester
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    Re: Train Joke

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    lmfao great one!
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    Dude, that rocked...thanks for making me laugh!
    We the willing, led by the unknowing, have been doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We have done so much with so little for so long that we are now qualified to do just about anything with almost nothing.
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    I give it four stars! Or smileys!
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    Good joke!
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    lmao.... i wanna bet that i did things like that as a kid.... (just to far back to remember)
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    LMFAO...nice
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