January 14th, 2002, 11:46 AM
A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old
son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the
train stop and her son saying:
"All of you bastards who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the
last stop! And all of you bastards who are getting on, get your ass in the
train, cause we're going down the tracks".
The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of
language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and stay there for
TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you
to use nice language." Two hours later,the son came out of the bedroom and
resumed playing with his train.
Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say: "All passengers who
are disembarking the train, please remember to take
all of your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us
today and hope your trip was a pleasant one."
She hears the little boy continue: "For those of you just boarding, we ask
you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no
smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey
with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added: "For those of you who are
pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the fat bitch in the kitchen."
January 14th, 2002, 12:03 PM
Nice one, I like it.
\"Do you know what people are most afraid of?
What they don\'t understand.
When we don\'t understand, we turn to our assumptions.\"
-- William Forrester
January 14th, 2002, 01:27 PM
January 14th, 2002, 03:17 PM
January 14th, 2002, 03:21 PM
Dude, that rocked...thanks for making me laugh!
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January 14th, 2002, 04:25 PM
January 14th, 2002, 04:33 PM
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January 14th, 2002, 05:24 PM
lmao.... i wanna bet that i did things like that as a kid.... (just to far back to remember)
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January 14th, 2002, 05:50 PM