January 14th, 2002 08:14 PM
The Rules of Orders (enjoy)
(1)I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day.
Tomorrow is not looking good either.
(2)I love deadlines. Especially the whooshing sound as they go
(3)Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along
(4)Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days, the
(5)Never under-estimate the power of stupid people in large
(6)I don't have an attitude problem. You just have a perception
(7)Last night i lay in bed looking up to the stars in the sky and
i thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?
(8)My reality check bounced.
(9)On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape
(10)I don't suffer from stress. I am a carrier.
(11)You are slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through
(12)Everybody is someone else's weirdo.
(13)Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If they aren't
there the first time, chances are you won't be needing them again.
(14)Never argue with an idiot, they'll just bring you down to
their level and beat you with experience.
I'm inclined to believe that Darwin was wrong and here's why.
Darwin didn't count on the fact that stupid people can breed much faster than nature can kill them off.
Mankind have a great aversion to intellectual labor; but even supposing knowledge to be easily attainable, more people would be content to be ignorant than would take even a little trouble to acquire it.
- Samuel Johnson
January 14th, 2002 08:18 PM
January 14th, 2002 08:28 PM
Hehe, i thought it was funny.
I'd give you points for it but i keep getting this wierd message:
I'll try again latr i suppose but thanks for the laugh ..
You have given out too many AntiPoints today, try again later.
January 14th, 2002 09:06 PM
I've definately had some of those thoughts before...
January 14th, 2002 10:13 PM
I can see number six being used in school tommorow
January 15th, 2002 06:29 AM
good post korpdeath....i liked 9th the most...
keep it up...