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    The Rules of Orders (enjoy)

    (1)I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day.
    Tomorrow is not looking good either.

    (2)I love deadlines. Especially the whooshing sound as they go
    flying by.

    (3)Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along
    without it.

    (4)Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days, the
    statue.

    (5)Never under-estimate the power of stupid people in large
    groups.

    (6)I don't have an attitude problem. You just have a perception
    problem.

    (7)Last night i lay in bed looking up to the stars in the sky and
    i thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

    (8)My reality check bounced.

    (9)On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape
    key.

    (10)I don't suffer from stress. I am a carrier.

    (11)You are slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through
    peanut butter.

    (12)Everybody is someone else's weirdo.

    (13)Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If they aren't
    there the first time, chances are you won't be needing them again.
    AND finally......




    (14)Never argue with an idiot, they'll just bring you down to
    their level and beat you with experience.

    I'm inclined to believe that Darwin was wrong and here's why.

    Darwin didn't count on the fact that stupid people can breed much faster than nature can kill them off.
    Mankind have a great aversion to intellectual labor; but even supposing knowledge to be easily attainable, more people would be content to be ignorant than would take even a little trouble to acquire it.
    - Samuel Johnson
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    Lightbulb :)

    ...Completely useless information...


    ...and I thank you for it...


    ...havn't had some of that in a while now, peace...
    ...This Space For Rent.

    -[WebCarnage]
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    Talking Muahah

    Hehe, i thought it was funny.
    I'd give you points for it but i keep getting this wierd message:

    You have given out too many AntiPoints today, try again later.
    I'll try again latr i suppose but thanks for the laugh ..

    Remote_Access_
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    I've definately had some of those thoughts before...
    - Maverick
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    Lol
    I can see number six being used in school tommorow
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    good post korpdeath....i liked 9th the most...

    keep it up...

    intruder...
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