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    Computers BLOWN up ?

    I'm having some computer problems, can you help?

    Eighteen months ago I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates
    4.2, which I'd used for many years without any trouble. However, there
    are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only
    solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound off. To make
    matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is also incompatible with several other
    applications, such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Football 2.0 and Playboy 6.1.

    Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better. A shareware
    beta-programme, Party Girl 2.1 which I tried had many bugs and left a
    virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several
    weeks. Eventually I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at
    the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected
    each other they caused severe damage to my hardware.

    Sensing a way out, I then upgraded to Fiancée 1.0 only to discover that
    this product soon had to be upgraded (at great cost) to Wife 1.0, which
    I reluctantly agreed to because, whilst Wife 1.0 tends to use up all
    my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSex Plus and
    Cleanhouse 2002.

    Shortly after this however I then discovered that Wife 1.0 can be very
    unstable and costly to run; For example, any mistakes I made were
    automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted.
    They then resurfaced months later when I had forgot about them. Wife
    1.0 also has an automatic Diary Explorer and E-Mail pornfilter and can,
    without warning, launch Photostrop and Whingezip! These latter products
    have no help files and I have to try and guess what the problem is
    myself.

    Additional costly problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly,
    requiring Shoe Shop Browser for new attachments and also Hairstyle
    Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Wife 1.0 also
    spawns unwelcome child processes that also drains my resources; It also
    conflicted with some of the new games I wanted to try, stating that
    they are an illegal operation.

    When Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT programme it often crashes
    or runs the system dry. Wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up
    called Mother-in-Law, which can't be turned off. Recently I've
    attempted to try Mistress 2002, but there could be problems, a friend
    has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects the presence of
    Mistress 2002 it tends to delete all my MSMoney files before
    un-installing itself.


    Any Ideas?
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    HEHE - that's hilarious stuff. I remember getting an e-mail similar to this ages ago, but it's just a crack up everytime!! Isn't it all true?? hehe - I love it.

    Greg
    \"Do you know what people are most afraid of?
    What they don\'t understand.
    When we don\'t understand, we turn to our assumptions.\"
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    ROFL that's some funny ass ****...too true, too true..
    We the willing, led by the unknowing, have been doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We have done so much with so little for so long that we are now qualified to do just about anything with almost nothing.
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    Wife 1.0 tends to use up all
    my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSex Plus and
    Cleanhouse 2002.

    be aware that's only if you get Wife 1.0 PRO...

    Wife 1.0 LITE has all of the same features as PRO but after 3 months it has some functionality disabled.

    for example....FreeSex Plus only operates once per month

    Cleanhouse 2002 is an add on i've never been able to get to work...seems it's incompatible with my version of Wife 1.0 so i can't evaluate it's performance..
    I used to be With IT. But then they changed what IT was. Now what I'm with isn't IT, and what's IT seems scary and weird." - Abe Simpson
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    Now that's just hilarious. I unfortunately have experienced a good portion of that
    - Maverick
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    Originally posted by zigar


    be aware that's only if you get Wife 1.0 PRO...

    Wife 1.0 LITE has all of the same features as PRO but after 3 months it has some functionality disabled.

    for example....FreeSex Plus only operates once per month

    Cleanhouse 2002 is an add on i've never been able to get to work...seems it's incompatible with my version of Wife 1.0 so i can't evaluate it's performance..
    Other versions of Wife 1.0 LITE only operate FreeSex Plus at full capacity when Husband 1.0 with the AlwaysWantSex add-in performs well enough to use all the functionality of FreeSex Plus.
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    dilema

    My system has now crashed, gone under, caput, finito, game over, topsee turvee, blam, shot to ****, fookski.

    Thanks alot

    hehe
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    Talking Hmmm...

    FORMAT...FORMAT...FORMAT!

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    "entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem"

    "entities should not be multiplied beyond necessity."

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    Talking Hmmm....Quite

    The only comment I could add, Ron, was that these were all run on a Microsoft OS? *sigh*
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    heres a site with a pile of stuff thats similar to this Wife 1.0 thingy
    www.annoyances.org
    go to the humour section and they have a few similar things
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