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  1. January 25th, 2002, 06:02 PM #1
    sun7dots
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    Smile look at the source code of w98!!)))

    /* The Win98 source code has been released recently; Per MicroSoft
    CopyRights, you can only view the code, but should not change it! */

    /* TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code
    Project: Chicago(tm)
    Projected release-date: Summer 1994 */


    #include "win31.h"
    #include "win95.h"
    #include "evenmore.h"
    #include "oldstuff.h"
    #include "billrulz.h"
    #define INSTALL = HARD
    char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
    void main()
    {
    while(!CRASHED)
    {
    display_copyright_message();
    display_bill_rules_message();
    do_nothing_loop();
    if (first_time_installation)
    {
    make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
    do_nothing_loop();
    totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
    search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
    hang_system();
    }
    write_something(anything);
    display_copyright_message();
    do_nothing_loop();
    do_some_stuff();
    if (still_not_crashed)
    {
    display_copyright_message(); do_nothing_loop();
    basically_run_windows_3.1(); do_nothing_loop();
    do_nothing_loop();
    }
    }
    if (detect_cache())
    disable_cache();
    if (fast_cpu())
    {
    set_wait_states(lots); set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
    set_mouse(action, jumpy); set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
    }
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
    printf("Welcome to Windows 98");
    if (system_ok())
    crash(to_dos_prompt);
    else
    system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);
    while(something)
    {
    sleep(5); get_user_input();
    sleep(5); act_on_user_input();
    sleep(5);
    }
    create_general_protection_fault();
    }
  2. January 25th, 2002, 06:21 PM #2
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    HAHAHA that was great. Keep it up.
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  3. January 25th, 2002, 06:24 PM #3
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    Lol!!

    I bet the actual code is something similar to that!!
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  4. January 25th, 2002, 08:59 PM #4
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    Awesome!!

    I needed a good laugh
  5. January 25th, 2002, 10:20 PM #5
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    I hope they (or u) release the XP code soon...

    or should we wait atleast 4 years 4 that one???

    LOL

    I guess that would start with..

    #include "winnt4.h"
    #include "win2k.h"

    etc...
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  6. January 25th, 2002, 10:22 PM #6
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    ugh. that's like the 20,000000'th time i've seen this!
  7. January 26th, 2002, 12:36 AM #7
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    LOL!!! A good laugh may lenghthen your life significantly, a bad OS can drastically shorten it (think about all the nerves)!
    Now lets everybody thank Bill Gay-tsss for keeping our life span at its current!!!!!!! :-) Keep them OSes coming!!!
  8. January 26th, 2002, 04:55 AM #8
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    first time i've seen it. funny ****.
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  9. January 26th, 2002, 04:58 AM #9
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    same as BpX
    seen that just a couple of times
  10. January 26th, 2002, 06:05 AM #10
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