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January 25th, 2002, 06:02 PM
#1
look at the source code of w98!!)))
/* The Win98 source code has been released recently; Per MicroSoft
CopyRights, you can only view the code, but should not change it! */
/* TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code
Project: Chicago(tm)
Projected release-date: Summer 1994 */
#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD
char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
void main()
{
while(!CRASHED)
{
display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();
if (first_time_installation)
{
make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
hang_system();
}
write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();
if (still_not_crashed)
{
display_copyright_message(); do_nothing_loop();
basically_run_windows_3.1(); do_nothing_loop();
do_nothing_loop();
}
}
if (detect_cache())
disable_cache();
if (fast_cpu())
{
set_wait_states(lots); set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
set_mouse(action, jumpy); set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
}
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
printf("Welcome to Windows 98");
if (system_ok())
crash(to_dos_prompt);
else
system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);
while(something)
{
sleep(5); get_user_input();
sleep(5); act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
}
create_general_protection_fault();
}
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January 25th, 2002, 06:21 PM
#2
HAHAHA that was great. Keep it up.
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January 25th, 2002, 06:24 PM
#3
Member
Lol!!
I bet the actual code is something similar to that!!
Todo lo que no me mata me hace mas fuerte...
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January 25th, 2002, 08:59 PM
#4
Awesome!!
I needed a good laugh
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January 25th, 2002, 10:20 PM
#5
I hope they (or u) release the XP code soon...
or should we wait atleast 4 years 4 that one???
LOL
I guess that would start with..
#include "winnt4.h"
#include "win2k.h"
etc...
ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI.
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January 25th, 2002, 10:22 PM
#6
Member
ugh. that's like the 20,000000'th time i've seen this!
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January 26th, 2002, 12:36 AM
#7
Member
LOL!!! A good laugh may lenghthen your life significantly, a bad OS can drastically shorten it (think about all the nerves)!
Now lets everybody thank Bill Gay-tsss for keeping our life span at its current!!!!!!! :-) Keep them OSes coming!!!
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January 26th, 2002, 04:55 AM
#8
first time i've seen it. funny ****.
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January 26th, 2002, 04:58 AM
#9
same as BpX
seen that just a couple of times
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January 26th, 2002, 06:05 AM
#10
Junior Member
Wahahahahaha Yeah right! keep up the good work pal muhahahahahah [
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