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  1. #1
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    Talking Laugh It Up

    I have been looking around the net and I found some hilarious website
    I posted the funniest things from each one
    Matrix Spoof
    Bill gates Wealth Clock
    Stupid Shell Tricks
    Problem Report Form
    What does this program do?
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    What does this program do?
    WHAT THE HELL! If any one can tell me how this program compiled in C does what it does, i'll give you greenies for a week! Good post ac1dsp3ctrum.

    #include <stdio.h>
    main(t,_,a)char *a;{return!0<t?t<3?main(-79,-13,a+main(-87,1-_,
    main(-86,0,a+1)+a)):1,t<_?main(t+1,_,a):3,main(-94,-27+t,a)&&t==2?_<13?
    main(2,_+1,"%s %d %d\n"):9:16:t<0?t<-72?main(_,t,
    "@n'+,#'/*{}w+/w#cdnr/+,{}r/*de}+,/*{*+,/w{%+,/w#q#n+,/#{l+,/n{n+,/+#n+,/#\
    ;#q#n+,/+k#;*+,/'r :'d*'3,}{w+K w'K:'+}e#';dq#'l \
    q#'+d'K#!/+k#;q#'r}eKK#}w'r}eKK{nl]'/#;#q#n'){)#}w'){){nl]'/+#n';d}rw' i;# \
    ){nl]!/n{n#'; r{#w'r nc{nl]'/#{l,+'K {rw' iK{;[{nl]'/w#q#n'wk nw' \
    iwk{KK{nl]!/w{%'l##w#' i; :{nl]'/*{q#'ld;r'}{nlwb!/*de}'c \
    ;;{nl'-{}rw]'/+,}##'*}#nc,',#nw]'/+kd'+e}+;#'rdq#w! nr'/ ') }+}{rl#'{n' ')# \
    }'+}##(!!/")
    :t<-50?_==*a?putchar(31[a]):main(-65,_,a+1):main((*a=='/')+t,_,a+1)
    :0<t?main(2,2,"%s"):*a=='/'||main(0,main(-61,*a,
    "!ek;dc i@bK'(q)-[w]*%n+r3#l,{}:\nuwloca-O;m .vpbks,fxntdCeghiry"),a+1);}
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    What does this program do?
    WHAT THE HELL! If any one can tell me how this program compiled in C does what it does, i'll give you greenies for a week! Good post ac1dsp3ctrum.

    #include <stdio.h>
    main(t,_,a)char *a;{return!0<t?t<3?main(-79,-13,a+main(-87,1-_,
    main(-86,0,a+1)+a)):1,t<_?main(t+1,_,a):3,main(-94,-27+t,a)&&t==2?_<13?
    main(2,_+1,"%s %d %d\n"):9:16:t<0?t<-72?main(_,t,
    "@n'+,#'/*{}w+/w#cdnr/+,{}r/*de}+,/*{*+,/w{%+,/w#q#n+,/#{l+,/n{n+,/+#n+,/#\
    ;#q#n+,/+k#;*+,/'r :'d*'3,}{w+K w'K:'+}e#';dq#'l \
    q#'+d'K#!/+k#;q#'r}eKK#}w'r}eKK{nl]'/#;#q#n'){)#}w'){){nl]'/+#n';d}rw' i;# \
    ){nl]!/n{n#'; r{#w'r nc{nl]'/#{l,+'K {rw' iK{;[{nl]'/w#q#n'wk nw' \
    iwk{KK{nl]!/w{%'l##w#' i; :{nl]'/*{q#'ld;r'}{nlwb!/*de}'c \
    ;;{nl'-{}rw]'/+,}##'*}#nc,',#nw]'/+kd'+e}+;#'rdq#w! nr'/ ') }+}{rl#'{n' ')# \
    }'+}##(!!/")
    :t<-50?_==*a?putchar(31[a]):main(-65,_,a+1):main((*a=='/')+t,_,a+1)
    :0<t?main(2,2,"%s"):*a=='/'||main(0,main(-61,*a,
    "!ek;dc i@bK'(q)-[w]*%n+r3#l,{}:\nuwloca-O;m .vpbks,fxntdCeghiry"),a+1);}
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    I don't know

    Text1.cpp(2) : error C2065: 't' : undeclared identifier
    Text1.cpp(2) : error C2065: '_' : undeclared identifier
    Text1.cpp(2) : error C2065: 'a' : undeclared identifier
    Text1.cpp(2) : error C2448: '<Unknown>' : function-style initializer appears to be a function definition
    Text1.cpp(2) : fatal error C1004: unexpected end of file found
    Error executing cl.exe.

    I attempted to compile it in C and C++. No luck only errors as seen above. Give me a clue? What did you compile it with?

    PS: I just named it Text1 by default. Also I'm compiling on a Win32 box. It should work anyway. I have MS Visual C++ 6.0. It spits it out like venom from a cobra.
    The COOKIE TUX lives!!!!
    Windows NT crashed,I am the Blue Screen of Death.
    No one hears your screams.

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    Well... I also compiled it with MS Visual C++ 6.0 running under my Win2K box......
    BTW its a console application...... And you have to insert the code into the program... Have fun Youll be amazed at what this code does
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    /me chuckles at matrix spoof
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