February 7th, 2002, 04:50 PM
Read aloud for best results (and some semblance of comprehension). Be warned,
you're going to find yourself talking "funny" for a while after reading this.
It was nominated "best email of 1997".
The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service,
at a hotel in Asia which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic
Room Service (RS): "Morny. Ruin sorbees"
Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service"
RS: "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??"
G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"
RS: "Ow July den?"
RS: "Ow July den?...pry, boy, pooch?"
G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."
RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"
G: "Crisp will be fine."
RS : "Hokay. An San tos?"
RS:"San tos. July San tos?"
G: "I don't think so"
RS: "No? Judo one toes??"
G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what
'judo one toes 'means."
RS: "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish
mopping we bother?"
G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.'
Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
RS: "We bother?"
G: "No..just put the bother on the side."
G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."
G: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."
RS: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem,tossy
singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy....rye??"
G: "Whatever you say"
G: "You're welcome"
February 7th, 2002, 05:02 PM
Sigh. It's like that sometimes when you travel. funny.
February 7th, 2002, 05:54 PM
Isn't that the truth.....
Man, I've been there. Soooo many times.
HAHAHA. Thanks for the laugh.
Mankind have a great aversion to intellectual labor; but even supposing knowledge to be easily attainable, more people would be content to be ignorant than would take even a little trouble to acquire it.
- Samuel Johnson
February 7th, 2002, 06:05 PM
ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI.
When in Russia, pet a PETSCII.
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