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  1. #1
    Flash M0nkey
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    Talking Shell tricks

    These gave me quite a giggle
    Taken from stupid shell tricks

    Note that the '%' prompt indicates that the command should be issued from the C shell, and the '$' prompt indicates the Bourne shell.

    % rm meese-ethics
    rm: meese-ethics nonexistent

    % ar m God
    ar: God does not exist

    % "How would you rate Reagan's incompetence?
    Unmatched ".

    % [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
    Missing ].

    % ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
    Modifier failed.

    % If I had a ( for every $ Congress spent, what would I have?
    Too many ('s.

    % make love
    Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.

    % sleep with me
    bad character

    % got a light?
    No match.

    % man: why did you get a divorce?
    man:: Too many arguments.

    % ^What is saccharine?
    Bad substitute.

    % %blow
    %blow: No such job.

    % \(-
    (-: Command not found.

    % sh

    $ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
    no sense in pretending!

    $ drink < bottle; opener
    bottle: cannot open
    opener: not found

    $ mkdir matter; cat > matter
    matter: cannot create


    v_Ln

  2. #2
    I am a cracker
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    Thanks for the memory thats pretty old back in 1994 maybe it should be with the O.S beer

  3. #3
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    lmfao! I never seen it before, that is so funny!

  4. #4
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    Hey! I posted that before...

  5. #5
    Flash M0nkey
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    soz ac1dsp3ctrum I must have overlooked it

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