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    Talking The Word Fu*k

    Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "****". It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.

    In language, "****" falls into many grammatical categories.

    It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John ****ed Mary) and intransitive (Mary was ****ed by John).
    It can be an action verb (John really gives a ****), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a ****), an adverb (Mary is ****ing interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific ****).
    It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is ****ing beautiful) or an interjection (****! I'm late for my date with Mary).
    It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, **** she's also stupid).
    As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "****". Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations...

    Greetings "How the **** are ya?"

    Fraud "I got ****ed by the car dealer."

    Resignation "Oh, **** it!"

    Trouble "I guess I'm ****ed now."

    Aggression "**** YOU!"

    Disgust "**** me."

    Confusion "What the ****.......?"

    Difficulty "I don't understand this ****ing business!"

    Despair "****ed again..."

    Pleasure "I ****ing couldn't be happier."

    Displeasure "What the **** is going on here?"

    Lost "Where the **** are we."

    Disbelief "UN****ING BELIEVABLE!"

    Retaliation "Up your ****ing ass!"

    Denial "I didn't ****ing do it."

    Perplexity "I know **** all about it."

    Apathy "Who really gives a ****, anyhow?"

    Greetings "How the **** are ya?"

    Suspicion "Who the **** are you?"

    Panic "Let's get the **** out of here."

    Directions "**** off."

    Disbelief "How the **** did you do that?"

    It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a ****ing *******."

    It can be used to tell time- "It's five ****ing thirty."

    It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this ****ing job?"

    It can be maternal- "Mother ****er."

    It can be political- "**** Dan Quayle!"

    It has also been used by many notable people throughout history...

    "What the **** was that?"
    - Mayor of Hiroshima

    "Where the **** is all this water coming from?"
    - Captain of the Titanic

    "That's not a real ****ing gun."
    - John Lennon

    "Who's gonna ****ing find out?"
    - Richard Nixon

    "Heads are going to ****ing roll."
    - Anne Boleyn

    "Let the ****ing woman drive."
    - Commander of Space Shuttle

    "What ****ing map?"
    - "Challenger," Mark Thatcher

    "Any ****ing idiot could understand that."
    - Albert Einstein

    "It does so ****ing look like her!"
    - Picasso

    "How the **** did you work that out?"
    - Pythagoras

    "You want what on the ****ing ceiling?"
    - Michaelangelo

    "**** a duck."
    - Walt Disney

    "Why?- Because its ****ing there!"
    - Edmund Hilary

    "I don't suppose its gonna ****ing rain?"
    - Joan of Arc

    "Scattered ****ing showers my ass."
    - Noah

    "I need this parade like I need a ****ing hole in my head."
    - John F. Kennedy

    PM me for source


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    Wow... Beutiful post... I heard this in a mp3 file before... But not this many uses...
    Ill give you greenies after I spread around my AntiPoints

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    Greenies for this one, it was hilarious.

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    Why won't you just reveal your sources on the post like everyone else does?
    Welcome to Hell , where we have served more than all of the fast food chains put together! And the number grows everyday! Stay tuned!

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    HAHAHAHA the forum boards are full of jokes tonight. That's ****ing cool man

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    Holy fu#king **** that was funny!

    Great post!
    I give it 4 smilies and maybe just a little bit of greenies too

    [shadow]l3aDmOnKeY[/shadow]

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    System_Overload
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    Yeah I like this one also... I got it from http://lotsofjokes.com


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    ^^^^^^^^^^^^stole from monty python ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^




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