February 11th, 2002, 09:16 PM
Shoot yourself in the foot.
I couldn't resist. I hope this is a new one for all of you. Geek humor. It explains allot.
Mankind have a great aversion to intellectual labor; but even supposing knowledge to be easily attainable, more people would be content to be ignorant than would take even a little trouble to acquire it.
- Samuel Johnson
February 11th, 2002, 10:11 PM
That pretty funny, thanks :-)
Bukhari:V3B48N826 “The Prophet said, ‘Isn’t the witness of a woman equal to half of that of a man?’ The women said, ‘Yes.’ He said, ‘This is because of the deficiency of a woman’s mind.’”
February 11th, 2002, 11:16 PM
LMAO This is hilarious! LOL I especially enjoyed the one with COBOL
USEing a COLT 45 HANDGUN, AIM gun at LEG.FOOT, THEN place ARM.HAND.FINGER on HANDGUN.TRIGGER and SQUEEZE. THEN return HANDGUN to HOLSTER. CHECK whether shoelace needs to be retied.
February 11th, 2002, 11:34 PM
February 11th, 2002, 11:35 PM
Yeah I would have to agree that the COBOL one was the funniest to me. It's just so true.
I also Liked the C++ one.