Short story.

[jcdux]

Last night we blew up Microsoft - we instantly felt happy and decided that Linux was now going to thrive. However, we failed to stop the evil emerging from Redmond. Ennis knew that all along, but Guus's drunken behaviour brought us all great cheer when he dropped his pants in public. The smell however made KorpDeath vomit over all present including Linus Torvalds. Ennis said jokingly 'Damn, Linus smells!'. Linus wasn't happy, he grabbed Korpdeath!
"Why do you puke down my shirt, you idiot?" KorpDeath replied "Hic." Linus, not being very well endowed began blushing when jcdux asked him about his kernel being downloaded at kernel.org. He started laughing about TotalChaos(D~Sq's big, weird looking But he's cute compared to a Horses fat butt
Meanwhile in Asia, a scr1pt k1dd1e decided to learn how to change is diaper, but not before Kimble showed up and said "You're a src1pt k1dd1e, so just sit on it and wiggle it around." And the sc1pt k1dd1e then licked hogfly's ass but hogfly didn't. And the sc1pt k1dd1e ****s hogfly and hogfly says yeah sure you wish rip7 was here instead.It's his favourite pastime, after all.
Hey Look It's Matty_C's Birthday today and he's gettin a microsoft computer! and AOL too, with addon ebonics. The Cookie Tux ran to Matty and pecked his monitor in disgust. Not knowing what else to do Matty_C picked up Bill Gates and tied him to a UNIX box. Then Tux began fondling with Bill's tool, while Matty tried to get him to peck it off (not that there was much of it).
Meanwhile Negative was searching for his camcorder and autograph book at JP's house, so he could go to Steve Case naked as usual and begin to shoot vids of Tux fondling Bill G.
The videos sold well and Negative became richer than Bill Gates. With his new found wealth, he bought second hand underwear, from the homeless guy named Bubba Juh.
Negative wrote his first book about some persona at AntiOnline name Bubba Booey who ate fish with his foot. This odd story, which Ennis read to pass time, made ac1dsp3ctrum sick, so we made it sicker!!!!! Then ac1dsp3ctrum threw up on Ennis who threw up on [WebCarnage] who, with ac1dsp3ctrum congratulated Ennis on his 1000th post which was made to piss off all the newbies that read Negatives book... Then Negative took Tux and Bill to see Kimble, he asked them if they had an idea for the KimPire. So Tux took out his spare machine gun sticking it up, and shooting Kimble in the left lower testicle... Kimble cried out in pain, 'Dam you Tux!' Bill looked up at Kimble saying: "Have a coke and a smile and shut the **** up!!!".... The prospect of someone buying him a coke made Kimble jump for joy, on the other hand, Bill was pissed off not having the same, he began choking And a blue screen just appeared on every screen, freightning poor Tux, then Tux took out a huge shiny black hammer and start banging his 3 buttons MS keyboard (Ctrl+Alt+Del), the blue screens flickered and reboot !!!!
Bill watched the horror while Tux was destroying the buffer overflows
And a message came up with unsufficient memory, after shoving another 512Mb into the box, Windows XP began to start, **** ! forgot the loggin/pasw, don't worry said Bill, just post a thread on AO asking " Newbie HELP !" , Bill posted the thread and got flamed by 5 different members, and so he joind Obilio for a few flaming lessons, Oblio was used to being kicked off, he showed Bill how to create yet more pointless flame bait AO accounts, and at this point they agreed to hack the AO anti-point totals, JP got panic for that news & deleted Oblios account yet again.
so Obilio asked Jcdux a favor, Jcdux was sick of, so he tried to contact bimmer , but he was busy too to be a Jr. member, so finally he desided to take a long walk off a short pier, then sudden bill asked about security and about the ass hole who started this thread and left ?!
Anyway somewhere in Asia, another short story began, and oblio will have a better chance having friends in the twilight zone, in Asia a wanna-be Kimble wondered how this thread got so damn long!!!!! Then he went over to his computer and posted a controversial thread about the size of Tux's tool which was oddly more secure than Bill Gates' tool!!! Then Tux went up to Ennis and beat the hell out of him!!! For holding Negative hostage was not enough, at this both Negative lay in a cold shed battered and bruised, Ennis was in Hopsital and only it was time to bring in the heavies.....the IRC Crew arrived, including stflook, armed with his *eViL ChEeRlEaDeRs!*.... this was truly a dark day, for among those *eViL cHeErLeAdErS!*, was the infamous TRACY! They all went up to Ennis and drank some beer at his hospital bed ordered some cold pizza and put on a porno..
Later that week Ennis found out that he was violated by Bill and Kimble in the back alley of a Porno shop. Turns out Ennis had been working for Bill along and he set about working a new evil Windows Kimpire OS, obviously he needed somebody to convert him back to sanity, the man for the job was ac1dsp3ctrum, with his ac1d vision... When ac1dsp3ctrum looked at Ennis he was healed ...from his acne!!!!
So Ennis won this years mr universe contest, but he was still lonely inside, so he called on (trusty-sidekick) [WebCarnage]. Someone got confused and stripped bare and showed off his unearthly small sticky out belly button, that someone was JP.
"Dear God" cried Brad, because JP was doing the same! Then KorpDeath entered and launched a massive rant about life being too short to spent danceing naked. JP laughed at KorpDeath then began to dance on the table with bill who could just barely keep up with the jig without crashing his NT server. Bill decided enough was enough and decided to secretly install windows 1.0 on the AO server, the server instantly crashed. Bill G declared he was finally a hacker ! SSJVegeta-Sei laughed, saying, 'Wow, Teach me Bill!' Bill was afraid, he thought stupidly that everyone wanted to learn to hack from him when all they wanted was his moeny, but Bill had a plan. He was going to steal Negative's book and blame it on Tux and the AO members. But the AO members flamed Bill so hard he grabbed his little black book with Steve Case's phone number inside, tucked his forked tail into his pants all in under 2.97354243438907 seconds, but thats close enough for Intel's NEW processor: Athlium! Even though Tux and his AMD Athlon were better, he thought he better stop this stupid ****ing story cause he wasn't real, just a made up figment of a bunch of losers imagination.

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr replied TotalChaos, it's my thread and i'll install win3.1 on my toaster if I want to

[bimmer]

Last night we blew up Microsoft - we instantly felt happy and decided that Linux was now going to thrive. However, we failed to stop the evil emerging from Redmond. Ennis knew that all along, but Guus's drunken behaviour brought us all great cheer when he dropped his pants in public. The smell however made KorpDeath vomit over all present including Linus Torvalds. Ennis said jokingly 'Damn, Linus smells!'. Linus wasn't happy, he grabbed Korpdeath!
"Why do you puke down my shirt, you idiot?" KorpDeath replied "Hic." Linus, not being very well endowed began blushing when jcdux asked him about his kernel being downloaded at kernel.org. He started laughing about TotalChaos(D~Sq's big, weird looking But he's cute compared to a Horses fat butt
Meanwhile in Asia, a scr1pt k1dd1e decided to learn how to change is diaper, but not before Kimble showed up and said "You're a src1pt k1dd1e, so just sit on it and wiggle it around." And the sc1pt k1dd1e then licked hogfly's ass but hogfly didn't. And the sc1pt k1dd1e ****s hogfly and hogfly says yeah sure you wish rip7 was here instead.It's his favourite pastime, after all.
Hey Look It's Matty_C's Birthday today and he's gettin a microsoft computer! and AOL too, with addon ebonics. The Cookie Tux ran to Matty and pecked his monitor in disgust. Not knowing what else to do Matty_C picked up Bill Gates and tied him to a UNIX box. Then Tux began fondling with Bill's tool, while Matty tried to get him to peck it off (not that there was much of it).
Meanwhile Negative was searching for his camcorder and autograph book at JP's house, so he could go to Steve Case naked as usual and begin to shoot vids of Tux fondling Bill G.
The videos sold well and Negative became richer than Bill Gates. With his new found wealth, he bought second hand underwear, from the homeless guy named Bubba Juh.
Negative wrote his first book about some persona at AntiOnline name Bubba Booey who ate fish with his foot. This odd story, which Ennis read to pass time, made ac1dsp3ctrum sick, so we made it sicker!!!!! Then ac1dsp3ctrum threw up on Ennis who threw up on [WebCarnage] who, with ac1dsp3ctrum congratulated Ennis on his 1000th post which was made to piss off all the newbies that read Negatives book... Then Negative took Tux and Bill to see Kimble, he asked them if they had an idea for the KimPire. So Tux took out his spare machine gun sticking it up, and shooting Kimble in the left lower testicle... Kimble cried out in pain, 'Dam you Tux!' Bill looked up at Kimble saying: "Have a coke and a smile and shut the **** up!!!".... The prospect of someone buying him a coke made Kimble jump for joy, on the other hand, Bill was pissed off not having the same, he began choking And a blue screen just appeared on every screen, freightning poor Tux, then Tux took out a huge shiny black hammer and start banging his 3 buttons MS keyboard (Ctrl+Alt+Del), the blue screens flickered and reboot !!!!
Bill watched the horror while Tux was destroying the buffer overflows
And a message came up with unsufficient memory, after shoving another 512Mb into the box, Windows XP began to start, **** ! forgot the loggin/pasw, don't worry said Bill, just post a thread on AO asking " Newbie HELP !" , Bill posted the thread and got flamed by 5 different members, and so he joind Obilio for a few flaming lessons, Oblio was used to being kicked off, he showed Bill how to create yet more pointless flame bait AO accounts, and at this point they agreed to hack the AO anti-point totals, JP got panic for that news & deleted Oblios account yet again.
so Obilio asked Jcdux a favor, Jcdux was sick of, so he tried to contact bimmer , but he was busy too to be a Jr. member, so finally he desided to take a long walk off a short pier, then sudden bill asked about security and about the ass hole who started this thread and left ?!
Anyway somewhere in Asia, another short story began, and oblio will have a better chance having friends in the twilight zone, in Asia a wanna-be Kimble wondered how this thread got so damn long!!!!! Then he went over to his computer and posted a controversial thread about the size of Tux's tool which was oddly more secure than Bill Gates' tool!!! Then Tux went up to Ennis and beat the hell out of him!!! For holding Negative hostage was not enough, at this both Negative lay in a cold shed battered and bruised, Ennis was in Hopsital and only it was time to bring in the heavies.....the IRC Crew arrived, including stflook, armed with his *eViL ChEeRlEaDeRs!*.... this was truly a dark day, for among those *eViL cHeErLeAdErS!*, was the infamous TRACY! They all went up to Ennis and drank some beer at his hospital bed ordered some cold pizza and put on a porno..
Later that week Ennis found out that he was violated by Bill and Kimble in the back alley of a Porno shop. Turns out Ennis had been working for Bill along and he set about working a new evil Windows Kimpire OS, obviously he needed somebody to convert him back to sanity, the man for the job was ac1dsp3ctrum, with his ac1d vision... When ac1dsp3ctrum looked at Ennis he was healed ...from his acne!!!!
So Ennis won this years mr universe contest, but he was still lonely inside, so he called on (trusty-sidekick) [WebCarnage]. Someone got confused and stripped bare and showed off his unearthly small sticky out belly button, that someone was JP.
"Dear God" cried Brad, because JP was doing the same! Then KorpDeath entered and launched a massive rant about life being too short to spent danceing naked. JP laughed at KorpDeath then began to dance on the table with bill who could just barely keep up with the jig without crashing his NT server. Bill decided enough was enough and decided to secretly install windows 1.0 on the AO server, the server instantly crashed. Bill G declared he was finally a hacker ! SSJVegeta-Sei laughed, saying, 'Wow, Teach me Bill!' Bill was afraid, he thought stupidly that everyone wanted to learn to hack from him when all they wanted was his moeny, but Bill had a plan. He was going to steal Negative's book and blame it on Tux and the AO members. But the AO members flamed Bill so hard he grabbed his little black book with Steve Case's phone number inside, tucked his forked tail into his pants all in under 2.97354243438907 seconds, but thats close enough for Intel's NEW processor: Athlium! Even though Tux and his AMD Athlon were better, he thought he better stop this stupid ****ing story cause he wasn't real, just a made up figment of a bunch of losers imagination.

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr replied TotalChaos, it's my thread and i'll install win3.1 on my toaster if I want to, make it double with cheese says Bill

[ac1dsp3ctrum]

Last night we blew up Microsoft - we instantly felt happy and decided that Linux was now going to thrive. However, we failed to stop the evil emerging from Redmond. Ennis knew that all along, but Guus's drunken behaviour brought us all great cheer when he dropped his pants in public. The smell however made KorpDeath vomit over all present including Linus Torvalds. Ennis said jokingly 'Damn, Linus smells!'. Linus wasn't happy, he grabbed Korpdeath!
"Why do you puke down my shirt, you idiot?" KorpDeath replied "Hic." Linus, not being very well endowed began blushing when jcdux asked him about his kernel being downloaded at kernel.org. He started laughing about TotalChaos(D~Sq's big, weird looking But he's cute compared to a Horses fat butt
Meanwhile in Asia, a scr1pt k1dd1e decided to learn how to change is diaper, but not before Kimble showed up and said "You're a src1pt k1dd1e, so just sit on it and wiggle it around." And the sc1pt k1dd1e then licked hogfly's ass but hogfly didn't. And the sc1pt k1dd1e ****s hogfly and hogfly says yeah sure you wish rip7 was here instead.It's his favourite pastime, after all.
Hey Look It's Matty_C's Birthday today and he's gettin a microsoft computer! and AOL too, with addon ebonics. The Cookie Tux ran to Matty and pecked his monitor in disgust. Not knowing what else to do Matty_C picked up Bill Gates and tied him to a UNIX box. Then Tux began fondling with Bill's tool, while Matty tried to get him to peck it off (not that there was much of it).
Meanwhile Negative was searching for his camcorder and autograph book at JP's house, so he could go to Steve Case naked as usual and begin to shoot vids of Tux fondling Bill G.
The videos sold well and Negative became richer than Bill Gates. With his new found wealth, he bought second hand underwear, from the homeless guy named Bubba Juh.
Negative wrote his first book about some persona at AntiOnline name Bubba Booey who ate fish with his foot. This odd story, which Ennis read to pass time, made ac1dsp3ctrum sick, so we made it sicker!!!!! Then ac1dsp3ctrum threw up on Ennis who threw up on [WebCarnage] who, with ac1dsp3ctrum congratulated Ennis on his 1000th post which was made to piss off all the newbies that read Negatives book... Then Negative took Tux and Bill to see Kimble, he asked them if they had an idea for the KimPire. So Tux took out his spare machine gun sticking it up, and shooting Kimble in the left lower testicle... Kimble cried out in pain, 'Dam you Tux!' Bill looked up at Kimble saying: "Have a coke and a smile and shut the **** up!!!".... The prospect of someone buying him a coke made Kimble jump for joy, on the other hand, Bill was pissed off not having the same, he began choking And a blue screen just appeared on every screen, freightning poor Tux, then Tux took out a huge shiny black hammer and start banging his 3 buttons MS keyboard (Ctrl+Alt+Del), the blue screens flickered and reboot !!!!
Bill watched the horror while Tux was destroying the buffer overflows
And a message came up with unsufficient memory, after shoving another 512Mb into the box, Windows XP began to start, **** ! forgot the loggin/pasw, don't worry said Bill, just post a thread on AO asking " Newbie HELP !" , Bill posted the thread and got flamed by 5 different members, and so he joind Obilio for a few flaming lessons, Oblio was used to being kicked off, he showed Bill how to create yet more pointless flame bait AO accounts, and at this point they agreed to hack the AO anti-point totals, JP got panic for that news & deleted Oblios account yet again.
so Obilio asked Jcdux a favor, Jcdux was sick of, so he tried to contact bimmer , but he was busy too to be a Jr. member, so finally he desided to take a long walk off a short pier, then sudden bill asked about security and about the ass hole who started this thread and left ?!
Anyway somewhere in Asia, another short story began, and oblio will have a better chance having friends in the twilight zone, in Asia a wanna-be Kimble wondered how this thread got so damn long!!!!! Then he went over to his computer and posted a controversial thread about the size of Tux's tool which was oddly more secure than Bill Gates' tool!!! Then Tux went up to Ennis and beat the hell out of him!!! For holding Negative hostage was not enough, at this both Negative lay in a cold shed battered and bruised, Ennis was in Hopsital and only it was time to bring in the heavies.....the IRC Crew arrived, including stflook, armed with his *eViL ChEeRlEaDeRs!*.... this was truly a dark day, for among those *eViL cHeErLeAdErS!*, was the infamous TRACY! They all went up to Ennis and drank some beer at his hospital bed ordered some cold pizza and put on a porno..
Later that week Ennis found out that he was violated by Bill and Kimble in the back alley of a Porno shop. Turns out Ennis had been working for Bill along and he set about working a new evil Windows Kimpire OS, obviously he needed somebody to convert him back to sanity, the man for the job was ac1dsp3ctrum, with his ac1d vision... When ac1dsp3ctrum looked at Ennis he was healed ...from his acne!!!!
So Ennis won this years mr universe contest, but he was still lonely inside, so he called on (trusty-sidekick) [WebCarnage]. Someone got confused and stripped bare and showed off his unearthly small sticky out belly button, that someone was JP.
"Dear God" cried Brad, because JP was doing the same! Then KorpDeath entered and launched a massive rant about life being too short to spent danceing naked. JP laughed at KorpDeath then began to dance on the table with bill who could just barely keep up with the jig without crashing his NT server. Bill decided enough was enough and decided to secretly install windows 1.0 on the AO server, the server instantly crashed. Bill G declared he was finally a hacker ! SSJVegeta-Sei laughed, saying, 'Wow, Teach me Bill!' Bill was afraid, he thought stupidly that everyone wanted to learn to hack from him when all they wanted was his moeny, but Bill had a plan. He was going to steal Negative's book and blame it on Tux and the AO members. But the AO members flamed Bill so hard he grabbed his little black book with Steve Case's phone number inside, tucked his forked tail into his pants all in under 2.97354243438907 seconds, but thats close enough for Intel's NEW processor: Athlium! Even though Tux and his AMD Athlon were better, he thought he better stop this stupid ****ing story cause he wasn't real, just a made up figment of a bunch of losers imagination.

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr replied TotalChaos, it's my thread and i'll install win3.1 on my toaster if I want to, make it double with cheese says Bill, then ac1dsp3ctrum said, 'At this rate everyone will have 1000 posts!'

[MBrito]

Last night we blew up Microsoft - we instantly felt happy and decided that Linux was now going to thrive. However, we failed to stop the evil emerging from Redmond. Ennis knew that all along, but Guus's drunken behaviour brought us all great cheer when he dropped his pants in public. The smell however made KorpDeath vomit over all present including Linus Torvalds. Ennis said jokingly 'Damn, Linus smells!'. Linus wasn't happy, he grabbed Korpdeath!
"Why do you puke down my shirt, you idiot?" KorpDeath replied "Hic." Linus, not being very well endowed began blushing when jcdux asked him about his kernel being downloaded at kernel.org. He started laughing about TotalChaos(D~Sq's big, weird looking But he's cute compared to a Horses fat butt
Meanwhile in Asia, a scr1pt k1dd1e decided to learn how to change is diaper, but not before Kimble showed up and said "You're a src1pt k1dd1e, so just sit on it and wiggle it around." And the sc1pt k1dd1e then licked hogfly's ass but hogfly didn't. And the sc1pt k1dd1e ****s hogfly and hogfly says yeah sure you wish rip7 was here instead.It's his favourite pastime, after all.
Hey Look It's Matty_C's Birthday today and he's gettin a microsoft computer! and AOL too, with addon ebonics. The Cookie Tux ran to Matty and pecked his monitor in disgust. Not knowing what else to do Matty_C picked up Bill Gates and tied him to a UNIX box. Then Tux began fondling with Bill's tool, while Matty tried to get him to peck it off (not that there was much of it).
Meanwhile Negative was searching for his camcorder and autograph book at JP's house, so he could go to Steve Case naked as usual and begin to shoot vids of Tux fondling Bill G.
The videos sold well and Negative became richer than Bill Gates. With his new found wealth, he bought second hand underwear, from the homeless guy named Bubba Juh.
Negative wrote his first book about some persona at AntiOnline name Bubba Booey who ate fish with his foot. This odd story, which Ennis read to pass time, made ac1dsp3ctrum sick, so we made it sicker!!!!! Then ac1dsp3ctrum threw up on Ennis who threw up on [WebCarnage] who, with ac1dsp3ctrum congratulated Ennis on his 1000th post which was made to piss off all the newbies that read Negatives book... Then Negative took Tux and Bill to see Kimble, he asked them if they had an idea for the KimPire. So Tux took out his spare machine gun sticking it up, and shooting Kimble in the left lower testicle... Kimble cried out in pain, 'Dam you Tux!' Bill looked up at Kimble saying: "Have a coke and a smile and shut the **** up!!!".... The prospect of someone buying him a coke made Kimble jump for joy, on the other hand, Bill was pissed off not having the same, he began choking And a blue screen just appeared on every screen, freightning poor Tux, then Tux took out a huge shiny black hammer and start banging his 3 buttons MS keyboard (Ctrl+Alt+Del), the blue screens flickered and reboot !!!!
Bill watched the horror while Tux was destroying the buffer overflows
And a message came up with unsufficient memory, after shoving another 512Mb into the box, Windows XP began to start, **** ! forgot the loggin/pasw, don't worry said Bill, just post a thread on AO asking " Newbie HELP !" , Bill posted the thread and got flamed by 5 different members, and so he joind Obilio for a few flaming lessons, Oblio was used to being kicked off, he showed Bill how to create yet more pointless flame bait AO accounts, and at this point they agreed to hack the AO anti-point totals, JP got panic for that news & deleted Oblios account yet again.
so Obilio asked Jcdux a favor, Jcdux was sick of, so he tried to contact bimmer , but he was busy too to be a Jr. member, so finally he desided to take a long walk off a short pier, then sudden bill asked about security and about the ass hole who started this thread and left ?!
Anyway somewhere in Asia, another short story began, and oblio will have a better chance having friends in the twilight zone, in Asia a wanna-be Kimble wondered how this thread got so damn long!!!!! Then he went over to his computer and posted a controversial thread about the size of Tux's tool which was oddly more secure than Bill Gates' tool!!! Then Tux went up to Ennis and beat the hell out of him!!! For holding Negative hostage was not enough, at this both Negative lay in a cold shed battered and bruised, Ennis was in Hopsital and only it was time to bring in the heavies.....the IRC Crew arrived, including stflook, armed with his *eViL ChEeRlEaDeRs!*.... this was truly a dark day, for among those *eViL cHeErLeAdErS!*, was the infamous TRACY! They all went up to Ennis and drank some beer at his hospital bed ordered some cold pizza and put on a porno..
Later that week Ennis found out that he was violated by Bill and Kimble in the back alley of a Porno shop. Turns out Ennis had been working for Bill along and he set about working a new evil Windows Kimpire OS, obviously he needed somebody to convert him back to sanity, the man for the job was ac1dsp3ctrum, with his ac1d vision... When ac1dsp3ctrum looked at Ennis he was healed ...from his acne!!!!
So Ennis won this years mr universe contest, but he was still lonely inside, so he called on (trusty-sidekick) [WebCarnage]. Someone got confused and stripped bare and showed off his unearthly small sticky out belly button, that someone was JP.
"Dear God" cried Brad, because JP was doing the same! Then KorpDeath entered and launched a massive rant about life being too short to spent danceing naked. JP laughed at KorpDeath then began to dance on the table with bill who could just barely keep up with the jig without crashing his NT server. Bill decided enough was enough and decided to secretly install windows 1.0 on the AO server, the server instantly crashed. Bill G declared he was finally a hacker ! SSJVegeta-Sei laughed, saying, 'Wow, Teach me Bill!' Bill was afraid, he thought stupidly that everyone wanted to learn to hack from him when all they wanted was his moeny, but Bill had a plan. He was going to steal Negative's book and blame it on Tux and the AO members. But the AO members flamed Bill so hard he grabbed his little black book with Steve Case's phone number inside, tucked his forked tail into his pants all in under 2.97354243438907 seconds, but thats close enough for Intel's NEW processor: Athlium! Even though Tux and his AMD Athlon were better, he thought he better stop this stupid ****ing story cause he wasn't real, just a made up figment of a bunch of losers imagination.

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr replied TotalChaos, it's my thread and i'll install win3.1 on my toaster if I want to, make it double with cheese says Bill, then ac1dsp3ctrum said, 'At this rate everyone will have 1000 posts!'. 'Hurray' exclaims JP,

[ac1dsp3ctrum]

Last night we blew up Microsoft - we instantly felt happy and decided that Linux was now going to thrive. However, we failed to stop the evil emerging from Redmond. Ennis knew that all along, but Guus's drunken behaviour brought us all great cheer when he dropped his pants in public. The smell however made KorpDeath vomit over all present including Linus Torvalds. Ennis said jokingly 'Damn, Linus smells!'. Linus wasn't happy, he grabbed Korpdeath!
"Why do you puke down my shirt, you idiot?" KorpDeath replied "Hic." Linus, not being very well endowed began blushing when jcdux asked him about his kernel being downloaded at kernel.org. He started laughing about TotalChaos(D~Sq's big, weird looking But he's cute compared to a Horses fat butt
Meanwhile in Asia, a scr1pt k1dd1e decided to learn how to change is diaper, but not before Kimble showed up and said "You're a src1pt k1dd1e, so just sit on it and wiggle it around." And the sc1pt k1dd1e then licked hogfly's ass but hogfly didn't. And the sc1pt k1dd1e ****s hogfly and hogfly says yeah sure you wish rip7 was here instead.It's his favourite pastime, after all.
Hey Look It's Matty_C's Birthday today and he's gettin a microsoft computer! and AOL too, with addon ebonics. The Cookie Tux ran to Matty and pecked his monitor in disgust. Not knowing what else to do Matty_C picked up Bill Gates and tied him to a UNIX box. Then Tux began fondling with Bill's tool, while Matty tried to get him to peck it off (not that there was much of it).
Meanwhile Negative was searching for his camcorder and autograph book at JP's house, so he could go to Steve Case naked as usual and begin to shoot vids of Tux fondling Bill G.
The videos sold well and Negative became richer than Bill Gates. With his new found wealth, he bought second hand underwear, from the homeless guy named Bubba Juh.
Negative wrote his first book about some persona at AntiOnline name Bubba Booey who ate fish with his foot. This odd story, which Ennis read to pass time, made ac1dsp3ctrum sick, so we made it sicker!!!!! Then ac1dsp3ctrum threw up on Ennis who threw up on [WebCarnage] who, with ac1dsp3ctrum congratulated Ennis on his 1000th post which was made to piss off all the newbies that read Negatives book... Then Negative took Tux and Bill to see Kimble, he asked them if they had an idea for the KimPire. So Tux took out his spare machine gun sticking it up, and shooting Kimble in the left lower testicle... Kimble cried out in pain, 'Dam you Tux!' Bill looked up at Kimble saying: "Have a coke and a smile and shut the **** up!!!".... The prospect of someone buying him a coke made Kimble jump for joy, on the other hand, Bill was pissed off not having the same, he began choking And a blue screen just appeared on every screen, freightning poor Tux, then Tux took out a huge shiny black hammer and start banging his 3 buttons MS keyboard (Ctrl+Alt+Del), the blue screens flickered and reboot !!!!
Bill watched the horror while Tux was destroying the buffer overflows
And a message came up with unsufficient memory, after shoving another 512Mb into the box, Windows XP began to start, **** ! forgot the loggin/pasw, don't worry said Bill, just post a thread on AO asking " Newbie HELP !" , Bill posted the thread and got flamed by 5 different members, and so he joind Obilio for a few flaming lessons, Oblio was used to being kicked off, he showed Bill how to create yet more pointless flame bait AO accounts, and at this point they agreed to hack the AO anti-point totals, JP got panic for that news & deleted Oblios account yet again.
so Obilio asked Jcdux a favor, Jcdux was sick of, so he tried to contact bimmer , but he was busy too to be a Jr. member, so finally he desided to take a long walk off a short pier, then sudden bill asked about security and about the ass hole who started this thread and left ?!
Anyway somewhere in Asia, another short story began, and oblio will have a better chance having friends in the twilight zone, in Asia a wanna-be Kimble wondered how this thread got so damn long!!!!! Then he went over to his computer and posted a controversial thread about the size of Tux's tool which was oddly more secure than Bill Gates' tool!!! Then Tux went up to Ennis and beat the hell out of him!!! For holding Negative hostage was not enough, at this both Negative lay in a cold shed battered and bruised, Ennis was in Hopsital and only it was time to bring in the heavies.....the IRC Crew arrived, including stflook, armed with his *eViL ChEeRlEaDeRs!*.... this was truly a dark day, for among those *eViL cHeErLeAdErS!*, was the infamous TRACY! They all went up to Ennis and drank some beer at his hospital bed ordered some cold pizza and put on a porno..
Later that week Ennis found out that he was violated by Bill and Kimble in the back alley of a Porno shop. Turns out Ennis had been working for Bill along and he set about working a new evil Windows Kimpire OS, obviously he needed somebody to convert him back to sanity, the man for the job was ac1dsp3ctrum, with his ac1d vision... When ac1dsp3ctrum looked at Ennis he was healed ...from his acne!!!!
So Ennis won this years mr universe contest, but he was still lonely inside, so he called on (trusty-sidekick) [WebCarnage]. Someone got confused and stripped bare and showed off his unearthly small sticky out belly button, that someone was JP.
"Dear God" cried Brad, because JP was doing the same! Then KorpDeath entered and launched a massive rant about life being too short to spent danceing naked. JP laughed at KorpDeath then began to dance on the table with bill who could just barely keep up with the jig without crashing his NT server. Bill decided enough was enough and decided to secretly install windows 1.0 on the AO server, the server instantly crashed. Bill G declared he was finally a hacker ! SSJVegeta-Sei laughed, saying, 'Wow, Teach me Bill!' Bill was afraid, he thought stupidly that everyone wanted to learn to hack from him when all they wanted was his moeny, but Bill had a plan. He was going to steal Negative's book and blame it on Tux and the AO members. But the AO members flamed Bill so hard he grabbed his little black book with Steve Case's phone number inside, tucked his forked tail into his pants all in under 2.97354243438907 seconds, but thats close enough for Intel's NEW processor: Athlium! Even though Tux and his AMD Athlon were better, he thought he better stop this stupid ****ing story cause he wasn't real, just a made up figment of a bunch of losers imagination. THE END!