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  1. #1
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    Talking Southern Survey

    I got this survey from here
    Last name: ________________

    (Check appropriate box)
    First name:

    [_] Billy-Bob
    [_] Bobby-Sue
    [_] Billy-Joe
    [_] Bobby-Jo
    [_] Billy-Ray
    [_] Bobby-Ann
    [_] Billy-Sue
    [_] Bobby-Lee
    [_] Billy-Mae
    [_] Bobby-Ellen
    [_] Billy-Jack
    [_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue

    Age: ____ (if unsure, guess)

    Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ Not sure

    Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right

    Occupation:
    [_] Farmer
    [_] Mechanic
    [_] Hair Dresser
    [_] Waitress
    [_] Un-employed
    [_] Dirty Politician

    Spouse's Name: __________________________
    2nd Spouse's Name: __________________________
    3rd Spouse's Name: __________________________
    Lover's Name: __________________________
    2nd Lover's Name: __________________________

    Relationship with spouse:
    [_] Sister
    [_] Aunt
    [_] Brother
    [_] Uncle
    [_] Mother
    [_] Son
    [_] Father
    [_] Daughter
    [_] Cousin
    [_] Pet

    Number of children living in household: ___
    Number of children living in shed: ___
    Number of children that are yours: ___

    Mother's Name: _______________________
    Father's Name: _______________________(If not sure, leave
    blank)

    Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)

    Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home? (Check appropriate
    box)

    Vehicles you own and where you keep them:
    ___ Total number of vehicles you own
    ___ Number of vehicles that still crank
    ___ Number of vehicles in front yard
    ___ Number of vehicles in back yard
    ___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks

    Firearms you own and where you keep them:
    ____ truck
    ____ kitchen
    ____ bedroom
    ____ bathroom
    ____ shed

    Model and year of your pickup: _____________ 194_

    Number of road kills presently in your freezer?
    [ ] 3
    [ ] 5
    [ ] 10 or more

    Do you have a gun rack?
    [_] Yes [_] No; If no, please explain:

    Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
    [_] The National Enquirer
    [_] The Globe
    [_] TV Guide
    [_] Soap Opera Digest
    [_] Rifle and Shotgun

    ___ Number of times you've seen a UFO
    ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
    ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO

    How often do you bathe:
    [_] Weekly
    [_] Monthly
    [_] Not Applicable

    How many teeth? ___
    Color of teeth:
    [_] Yellow
    [_] Brownish-Yellow
    [_] Brown
    [_] Black
    [_] N/A

    Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
    [_] Red-Man

    How far is your home from a paved road?
    [_] 1 mile
    [_] 2 miles
    [_] 10 miles
    [_] road?

  2. #2
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    J.
    [glowpurple]manually editing your config files can break them. If this happens, you get to keep both pieces. [/glowpurple]

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