February 18th, 2002, 02:37 PM
Old Lady in Sex Shop
Todays email threw up a smile!
A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of an erotic sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she shakily hobbles the few feet across the store to the counter.
Finally she arrives at the counter, grabbing it for support. She asks the sales clerk: "Dddodo yyou sssell dddddildosss?"
The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies:
"Yes, we do have dildos. Actually we sell many models."
The old lady then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ssssellll aaa llllitttlee pppinkk one,
tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt tttwoo inchesss thththiiickkk?"
The clerk responds, "Yes, we do".
"Ccccccannnn yyyyouuuu tttelll mmmmeeee hhhhowwww ttttoooo ttturrrnnn tthe fffuucccckkkkinggg ttthingggg offffff?"
February 18th, 2002, 02:41 PM
February 18th, 2002, 02:43 PM
hahaa i dont know if i should laugh or feel disgusted with the old lady... hahaha
February 18th, 2002, 03:08 PM
Killer one, but I've herd it before.
February 18th, 2002, 10:05 PM
"turn the ****ing thing off" was a good choice of words
Elen alcarin ar gwath halla ná engwar.
February 19th, 2002, 04:28 AM
hahahah great man ..i am feeling pity ...on that person who was standing at the counter..
hahaha...good one....keep it up..
A laptop, internet connection and beer.