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    Talking MEMO to all.......

    hello friends.. a company gave MEMO to all its employees .... and the memo was
    somewhat like this...

    read and enjoyyyyyy...


    Memo

    Memo to all employees:
    In order to assure the highest levels
    of quality work and productivity
    from employees, it will be our policy
    to keep all employees well
    trained through our program of
    SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
    (S.H.I.T)

    We are trying to give our employees
    more S.H.I.T than anyone else.
    If you feel that you do not receive
    your share of S.H.I.T on the
    course, please see your supervisor. You
    will be immediately placed at
    The top of the S.H.I.T list, and our
    supervisors are especially
    skilled at seeing you
    get all the S. H. I. T. you can handle.

    Employees who don't take their S. H. I.T. will be placed
    in
    DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS
    (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T).
    Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T
    seriously will have to go to
    EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING
    (E.A.T.S.H.I.T).

    Since our supervisors took S.H.I.T
    before they were promoted, they
    don't have to do S.H.I.T anymore, and
    are all full of S.H.I.T already.
    If you are full of S.H.I.T,
    you may be interested in a job
    teaching others. We can add your name to our
    BASIC UNDERSTANDING LIST of LEADERS
    (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T).

    For employees who are intending to
    pursue a career in management and
    consulting, we will refer you to the department of
    MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION
    (M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T).
    This course emphasizes how to manage
    M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T

    If you have further questions, please
    direct them to our
    HEAD OF TEACHING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
    (H.O.T.S.H.I.T).

    Thank you,
    BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
    (B.I.G.S.H.I.T)


    Sincerely,
    The Director Under the Main Bureau of
    Super High Intensity Training.
    (The D.U.M.B.S.H.I.T).



    thanks for reading..... intruder...
    A laptop, internet connection and beer.

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    Haha,
    Very clever, a little to vulgar for the children, but I liked it.
    \"To follow the path:
    look to the master,
    follow the master,
    walk with the master,
    see through the master,
    become the master.\"
    -Unknown

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    not bad, but yeah a little vulgar... i must say... i have heard that before though... there is another one about Jack Schitt... pretty funny stuff
    Learn like you are going to live forever, live like you are going to die tomorrow.

    Propoganda

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    Thats some funny S.H.I.T!!!

    (Im sorry, I know its bad, but someone had to do it)
    SoggyBottom.

    [glowpurple]There were so many fewer questions when the stars where still just the holes to heaven - JJ[/glowpurple] [gloworange]I sure could use a vacation from this bull$hit, three ringed circus side show of freaks. - Tool. [/gloworange]

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    just pushing it up guys...

    intruder...
    A laptop, internet connection and beer.

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    Is this for real?


    lol j/k

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    heeheee.. funny stuff intruder ....
    When the power of Love overcomes the Love of power, the world will know peace... Jimi Hendrix
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    I dream of giving birth to a child who will ask...... what was war?

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    I've got a real one about mouseballs somewhere on this infernal piece of... equipment. If I can ever find where I stowed it, I'll post it up.

    SSJVegeta-Sei


    Pierce me with steel, rend me with claw and fang; as I die, a legend is born for another generation to follow.
    An\' it harm none, do as ye will. - Wiccan Rede

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    That is some funny Siaht..... Pardon My 1337 French (LOL)
    With all the subtlety of an artillery barrage / Follow blindly, for the true path is sketchy at best. .:Bring OS X to x86!:.
    Og ingen kan minnast dei linne drag i dronningas andlet den fagre dag Då landet her kvilte i heilag fred og alle hadde kjærleik å elske med.

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    that was funny

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