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    Sep 2001

    old computer terms soughta funny

    sent to me in an email its kinda funny hope u enjoy

    Remember when...
    A computer was something on TV
    from a science fiction show
    A window was something you hated to clean...
    And RAM was the cousin of a goat...

    MEG was the name of my girlfriend
    And GIG was your middle finger upright
    Now they all mean different things
    And that really MEGA bytes

    An application was for employment
    A program was a TV show
    A cursor used profanity
    A keyboard was a piano

    Memory was something that you lost with age
    A CD was a bank account
    And if you unzipped anything in public
    You'd be in jail for a while

    Log on was adding wood to the fire
    Hard drive was a long trip on the road
    A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
    And a backup happened to your commode

    Cut you did with a pocket knife
    Paste you did with glue
    A web was a spider's home
    And a virus was the flu

    I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
    And the memory in my head
    I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
    But when it happens they wish they were dead.

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    Sep 2001
    haha i luv dis.. hehe very funny..

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