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    Funny:How many hands do you have?

    These a real take off instruction for a P-47 (WWII war plane). I've seen installation instructions to some well used firewalls like this.


    This is a cool site for stories and such if you are interested in WWII. Enjoy.
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    um... interesting... i guess... lol ;x
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    Cool lol

    Yes, that was amusing...lol. I would like to go to Europe and do some metal detecting for WWII relics. Hmmm, might find an unexploded bomb instead. I always hear stories of farmers digging up unexploded bombs in their fields....uhh...well anyway....interesting story.

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    that better be a joke lol thats just to wierd ohh well know i know why we one the are lol with simple instructions like that who could loose

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    so i checked out the site...and was amused...but what caught my eye was this...i checked out who made the page...cause it's coldfusion...and i love coldfusion...

    there was 2 things...first if you are gonna try to sell me your web services...you'd better not have server error messages on yer homepage...

    but from a more serious security standpoint...these folks didn't suppress server error messages...which is a simple thing to do with cf...in this case one line of code in one file to redirect to a custom error handler...

    <cferror type="REQUEST" template="html/error.html" mailto="webmaster@myco.com">

    ...this particular error message isn't too illuminating...but others could be...interms of exposing table names and field...query structure and who knows what else...just the thing a cracker is looking for to run...just plain bad karma...

    delete * from myValuableData

    (course you should be filtering that kind of input as well...but that's an entirely different thread..

    something to remember webmasters...

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    good one kd. the only part they forgot was to keep your free hand on your ass so ou don't lose it when everything goes to hell.
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