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    Talking Signs That You Live In The Year 2002

    A friend sent this to me and I thought it was pretty funny... hope you enjoy.

    SIGNS THAT YOU LIVE IN THE YEAR 2002
    >
    > 1. You just tried to enter your password on the microwave.
    >
    > 2. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
    >
    > 3. You call your son's beeper to let him know it's time to eat. He
    > e -mails you back from his bedroom, "What's for dinner?"
    >
    > 4. Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site.
    >
    > 5. You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but
    > you haven't spoken with your next door neighbor yet this year.
    >
    > 6. You check the ingredients on a can of chicken noodle soup to see if
    > it contains Echinacea.
    >
    > 7. Your grandmother asks you to send her a JPEG file of your newborn son
    > so she can create a screen saver.
    >
    > 8. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if
    > anyone is home.
    >
    > 9. Every commercial on television has a web site address at the bottom
    > of the screen.
    >
    > 10. You buy a computer and 6 months later it is out of date and now
    > sells for half the price you paid.
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    > 11. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the
    > first 20 or 30 years of your life, is cause for panic and you turn
    > around to go get it.
    >
    > 12. Using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase
    > would be a hassle and take planning.
    >
    > 13. Cleaning up the dining room means getting the fast food bags out of
    > the back seat of your car.
    >
    > 14. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not
    > have e-mail addresses.
    >
    > 15. You consider second-day air delivery painfully slow.
    >
    > 16. Your dining room table is now your flat filing cabinet.
    >
    > 17. Your idea of being organized is multiple-colored Post-it notes.
    >
    > 18. You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of in person.
    >
    > 19. You get an extra phone line so you can get phone calls.
    >
    > 20. You disconnect from the Internet and get this awful
    > feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
    >
    > 21. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.
    >
    > 22. You wake up at 3:00 am to go to the bathroom
    > and check your E-mail on your way back to bed.
    >
    > 24. You're reading this.
    >
    > 25. AND even worse; you're going to send it on to a friend.
    >

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    haha this is good. lol true true true

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    haha that is cute and pretty true.
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    how about these - you have more passwords to remember than years of age.
    you have more pcs servers etc at home than some small businesses.
    you have more than one cell phone, pager device
    you have more than two credit cards, atm cards, merchant cards etc..
    when you do talk with family it's online
    you've never met most of your friends
    Trappedagainbyperfectlogic.

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