March 16th, 2002, 03:43 AM
A silly joke for a Friday night!
Bungee Jumping in Mexico
Al and Frank were bungee-jumping one day. Al says to Frank, "You
know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service in
Mexico." Frank thinks this is a great idea, so they pool their money and buy
everything they'll need; a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc.
They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square. As they are
constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and
more people gather to watch them at work. When they had finished, there
was such a crowd they thought it would be a good idea to give a demonstration.
So, Al jumps. He bounces at the end of the cord, but when he comes
back up, Frank notices that he has a few cuts and scratches. Unfortunately,
Frank isn't able to catch him and he falls again, bounces and comes back up
again. This time, he is bruised and bleeding. Again, Frank misses him. Al
falls again and bounces back up. This time he comes back pretty messed up
he's got a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious. Luckily,
Frank finally catches him this time and says, "What happened? Was the
cord too long?" Barely able to speak, Al gasps, "No, the bungee cord was
fine...It was the crowd. What the heck is a pinata?"
Made me giggle so I thought I would share it....
Have a good weekend!
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
March 16th, 2002, 03:47 AM
That was funny Deb, got any more?
For the wages of sin is death, but the free gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord.
(Romans 6:23, WEB)
March 16th, 2002, 03:56 AM