March 16th, 2002, 12:23 PM
Stupid People Jokes
> When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up
> our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the
> service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock
> the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I
> instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was
> unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "it's open!"
> To which he replied, "I know - I already got that side."
I was checking out
> > at the local Foodland with just a few items and the
> > lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine.
> > I picked up one of those "Dividers" that they keep by
> > the cash register and placed it between our things so
> > they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned
> > all of my items, she picked up the "Divider" looking
> > it all over for the bar code so she could scan it.
> > Not finding the bar code she said to me "Do you know
> > how much this is?" and I said to her "I've changed my
> > mind, I don't think I'll buy that today." She said
> > "OK" and I paid her for the things and left. She had
> > no clue to what had just happened.....
> > I was in a car dealership a while ago, when a large
> > motor home was towed into the garage. The front of
> > the vehicle was in dire need of repair and the whole
> > thing generally looked like an extra in Twister." I
> > asked the manager what had happened. He told me that
> > the driver had set the "cruise control" and then went
> > in the back to make a sandwich.
A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. When inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy".
If you want to make God laugh....make plans.